Superstar Tradesman

He should play up front. I saw him part the defence and then flick the keeper Alan Combe.

Yes. Tried in vain to be amusing. Can you not practice elsewhere in the meantime?

Are you sure it was his door? I'm going to give (The) 'Radiohead - In Rainbows' a blast now. Had it on download for a while and completely forgot about it. *Opens mind to the possiblity it won't be shite like the last two.....

Can't you just think up your own witticisms?

Hang your head in shame.

You're meaning Dundee aren't you?

Where's the :openmouth: smilie?

You find me, acting like you, annoying then? How ironic.

At least he won't bother about putting his head in where it hurts.

More or less my opinion of him so far. Would be a lot more dangerous if he just knocked a ball into space or behind a defender and ran at them but tends to tippy-tappy-tease a player until he's got two more around him and he loses the ball. Sort of like Zero, without the decent shots on target or the sulking.

Without fail.

On a bloo slanted archive nod, I listened to The Bluetones - Expecting To Fly and was plesantly surprised how good it was to hear it again having previously gave it a wide berth on a good few occasions over the years.

0/10 Read the question more thoroughly next time, think about what you're going to write and show your working.

Straws. Clutching. At.

Reading between the lines it says "he was previously with Dutch side DG" so I'd hazzard a guess he's ours now? Worryingly though he: Thought I read somewhere that he hadn't kicked a competitive ball for more than a season?

I dare say it will be but I know of a boozer that's got Setanta and there's a couple other Dandies in there from time to time. Problem is I could go there, find out it doesn't work, then miss the 1st half trying to get across the city to my gaff to see/hear the 2nd half. Confirmation would be good Sharpie.

Will this definitely work outside the UK or is there just a chance it'll be on?

I'll give you 80 quid for it if it still has the dubby hoof print on it.

Couple tickets, usually buy or get the home top bought for me (to wear at 5s or in the house when I'm feeling nostalgic whilst listening to games), couple trinkets like coffee mugs/calendar/keyrings and annual subscription to Redtv. Would be a season ticket holder if I was back in Aberdeen and attend almost all home cup games. At the moment I'd come in around the £150-£200 mark. A pittance really but not sure how else I could bump that up to help the cause without chucking money away? They really should be doing more at the club to cash in. The only reason I hold onto a VCR player is so I can watch Team Of The Decade.

Any news on his improved offer?

Might be because he's injured just now and won't play for the next month and even then it'll be a couple weeks before he's match fit again?

When was the last time we signed someone on a pre-season contract? There's only one I can think of but can't for the life of me remember who it was.

No point selling him, we wouldn't get a snip of what he's worth.

Might not have seen him but he might know the standard of Toronto FC.

And some folk like to moan at our Ultras. Imagine if they asked us to staple black cards to our faces.