donsdaft

Not Teresa May this time* but a deid coo in Aberdeenshire. We're all doomed. * Although I have a feeling this might not be a good day for hatchet face.

This is where our opinion diverges. I say Burn the bastards. We now have a leading Scottish politician who's pregnant and thinks her lizzie pal is the father. Hmmm, I'm fair going to trust her to make judgements on anything else. I see today that Kleenex are stopping selling "Man size tissues" because of "a consistent increase of complaints on gender concern" I'm not holding my breath waiting for them to drop any product that's aimed at women. Point and laugh is the only way, point and laugh, loudly.

Honesty? Keep up with the times rocket min, you're nae allowed that.

:laughing: Point and laugh Doesn't really matter what it used to be because it was never possible in the first place. I'd have been bloody raging if my daughter had been cheated out of a gold medal by a freak show on a bike.

Insanity is being in a minority of one (even if you're right) Mass self delusion seems to be the order of the day.

Have to agree with you on Americanisms. But to use your own terminology If you're born with a "cunt" you're a girl. If you're born with a "cock" you're a boy. Anything else then you're a mutant.

That's Mrs Donsdaft's plan too. I better sneak some away from her because it's my pension plan. A bloke in a frock is a bloke in a frock, he's not a quine no matter what the law says.

You are a slow learner, Winston,' said O'Brien gently. 'How can I help it?' he blubbered. 'How can I help seeing what is in front of my eyes? Two and two are four.' 'Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes they are five. Sometimes they are three. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane.'

The North Stand should have been a 50/50 split. Concession tickets should have been made available in the North Stand. If I take the grandson behind the goal he will see fuck all. He would see next to fuck all if everyone remained seated. If I go to the front row to avoid people standing then he might get a view of the goalies arse. If I was a 70 year old mannie that can't afford a full price ticket then the same applies. So Half the North stand with the front 10 rows (or whatever) reserved for auld mannies and folk with kids. It's not difficult is it? SIT DOON!

First line edited because it'll be deemed as racist What's the odds if it's a girl they call it Diana? Stuff those Froggies, kill one and we just breed another one.

It doesn't matter now anyway because we have a new royal baby to look forward to.

http://www.callascafe.hu/ This one is just around the corner from me. I haven't been for ages but really authentic Jeeves and Wooster stuff.

Opened in 1887 (older than Celtic) No word of a link to the Viennese one.

Buc min, I know you like your coffee shops. If you ever visit Budapest just get a one way ticket, you're unlikely to come home. http://www.newyorkcafe.hu/menu.html#

My normal one is closed just now which is a real loss. Occasionally use this one when I go to see the Vinylize people. http://centralkavehaz.hu/galeria/

Exactly. (CvB) Look back at the amount of top class players with only a handful of caps because someone else deemed better played in their position.

We could offer him it again, then change our minds again. Watch the prick get all excited then put on a sad face. I doubt he would catch on, we could keep it going indefinitely. Thick Geordie minker.

Do you think the they'd take their chance to give us the proddy end for that one? Nah, neither do I.

A team of nobody's. Get it right up you SFA cunts.

What a terrible game to watch. 1st half has been dire.

Laudrup was so shite he ended up playing in Scotland. His brother was a fair player though.

Typical English ploy to section off a part of something then claim the moral high ground in a democracy. Let Ireland vote, let all of Ireland vote, listen to the people's choice.

Bollocks Possibly in the top 300

He was a total prick though.

Sevco getting the whole of the North Stand is as good a reason for not going as I can imagine.