donsdaft

Don't get sucked into that trap Rocket min. They can "decide" all they like. It's not possible to change your gender

That's the whole point really though, isn't it. One of nature's mistakes. A mutation. Hence my use of the word mutant.

I don't think you'd like what you would find under these tights. Beryl's modesty will remain intact. Sexist bastard

That's obviously the case. Unless of course you think God put us on this planet, the planet he took 7 days to make. Otherwise I'll tend towards Charles Darwin and his version. Well, donsdaft will, Beryl is too busy watching daytime TV

Adopting? Please try to keep up min. It'll be THEIR child. The natural laws of biology are not relevant anymore. Anyway I wish to retract any previous statement because I woke up this morning to discover I'm now a girl. I wasn't given the opportunity to choose my gender on my 18th birthday which really wasn't fair. So I'll be donsdaft on Fridays Saturdays and Sundays and any day there happens to be a game on at Pittodrie The rest of the time you can call me Beryl It's my right to do this and anyone trying to deny me this right is commiting a HATE CRIME. I would like to point out that Beryl is, and will remain, a virgin. Now, where's my tights?

Not really humour, just that it's obviously some people's sexual preference.

Do you want me to head to Westminster with my big roll of black tape? It works wonders.

Holocaust denial's a good one. It's "against the law" Despite the fact that it's the equivalent of saying that the earth is flat. The only possible thing that's likely to make me even for one second contemplate that none of it ever happened is making it illegal to say it never happened. Jews eh? I work in the optical industry which means I know hundreds of Jews. I have a flat in Budapest and spend many a great night out in the Jewish quarter. They know how to party, it's always a good time. Israel however is another thing altogether. If one of my kids married a Jew it wouldn't bother me at all. I bet the other set of in laws would be less than pleased though. Religion is shite. They're all as stupid as one another (although catholics min? whats that all about?)

Aye. We have a generation here who are so busy being "good" that they are prepared to completely destroy freedom of speech. Their obsession with trying to control people's thoughts can only end in disaster as they drive these opinions underground. It's all gotten worse recently of course as they push the boundaries to include basic impossibilities as facts. Try to point out that these "facts" are biologically impossible then out come the pitchforks. Romperoom doobees the lot of them. Oh, and Rocket min You Godist bastard

Just trying to find out if he really meant what he said. Does sexuality really not count or is he just flying the flag for one cause.

.......and if you're sexuallity means you fancy little boys? Is that better than fancying little girls?

I'm a level above Greig Tansey Mind you I'd rather have Greig Tansey than Dominic Ball

A poof's still a poof, whether it's 1778, 1978 or 2018 Wired up wrong. Why does other people's opinions ( or just plain facts) nauseate you Ten Catt min? Does it offend the sense of goodness you carry around with you?

Why would it affect you. Personally I would have standing, drums, smoke bombs, flares, the whole lot. I'd sit in another part of the ground and enjoy it.

He wouldn't come here. He knows we would hate the Hun bastard.

Did they Only one of them is completely off his head though.

I'm far more pleased with my little bit of black tape than I really should be.

;D Further inspection reveals that the EU flag is still there. At Mrs Donsdaft suggestion, a deft bit of manipulating involving black insulating tape has rendered the driving license acceptable. Still a bloody waste of £14 though

I'm fuckin ragin I was annoyed enough that I had to renew my fuckin driving license. Absolutely no fuckin need for it, I refuse to carry photo ID anyway. Then the new one has a prominent hun flag on it. I checked the old one and it's got a European flag with uk on the inside of the circle of stars Fuck you, you facist English tossers, I'm still a European citizen

I was 19 Bloody hell I was lucky with the time I was born. The Dons were on the cusp of greatness and Scotland were going to win the World Cup. Folk were walking, cycling, hopping backwards etc. to Argentina and the papers and TV were full of nothing else. I watched the Peru game at the RGIT union at Schoolhill. Talk about a lesson in humility. Umpteen folk crammed into a room with a big (for the time) screen telly in the corner. The national anthems brought gales of laughter as the camera went to the Peruvian players. Old men waiting to be slaughtered. The TV program left out the missed penalty but despite our early goal and a fair amount of swaggering we got gubbed. Folk were ragin, thank god I couldn't find anyone Peruvian. It wasn't their fault of course but it would have been their head I was kicking. Calm retrospect shows you that major psychological forces were at work. Mass hysteria, when whipped up can send men to war. This time, thank god it was to watch a football match. Lesson learned and learned well, I think you have to see it in action to really understand it.

Renaming things is a modern disease. Not that it hasn't happened in the past but it's incredible how people fall for it. Then the old name is vilified as if you have committed a crime just by using it.

Is this minging mutant perverts, hanging round public toilets we're talking about? We're a family club remember, you get sacked for looking for women.

Folk will probably have to park in Westhill anyway, or get dropped off there with a massive carry out. Thank god there's plenty of gardens to pish in

Great photos That's a cracker with all the players etc. sitting down. My god we're getting old.

Fuck me It's amazing how low we would be prepared to go. Maybe we should sign Boyd fae Kilmarnock and play them 45 minutes each. Tell the Hun cunt to get tae fuck.