donsdaft

MBT min, mentioning fish at the vital moment might turn out to be a mistake.

Does anyone, even women, know WTF goes on in their heads? Not a fuckin chance. You're off the booze aren't you? Otherwise I would suggest the tried and tested donsdaft method of getting pished and completely fucking the whole thing up.

Get in the groove lads

A racist is exactly what we need. International football IS racist, it can't be anything else. Where else could you hear the view expressed openly on TV and radio that an applicant for a certain job should be Scottish. Anyone else applying should be rejected because of the country that they were born in, for that reason and that reason only. As it happens, I agree, but then I'm a racist cunt.

Ach go on. It'll be a laugh. That in itself is an improvement. We'll expect to be laughing at him but we might just end up laughing with him. Either way...........

That was inevitable. Just a realignment of the market, the trend is positive.

I couldn't say how much these certificates cost on Scotland's People Get a card from the library, they used to do good deals on a first card then just top it up. You get so many points and it costs so many points when you print stuff off. I think it's only a couple of quid a time. Free at the library I think.

If you're local then "Scotlands People" is the best. Mrs Donsdaft did some work on mine a few years ago, you pay when you want to download stuff (birth certificates etc.) Most of it's free down at the library though. Actually they are very helpful down there, they will help you get started.

If Ball plays we'll get gubbed. 4-0

Thanks fans

Success is winning things. Anything else is failure. I suppose people have different ideas of which level of failure is acceptable. That'll keep the powers that be happy. It's important not to have a sense of entitlement. You can't win them all. But to set out with the intention of failure is a mistake.

One of my favourite ladies In Moscow it seems

Keeper looks average at best. We actually got 10-15 minutes play out of McLean today but he was woeful the rest of the time. Dominic Ball would struggle to get into the United team, I hope we never have to see him in a red shirt again. I'm more likely to score than Maynard is. O'Connor can't be in our defence next season, especially since we will probably cash in on McKenna We were still miles too good for a very poor United side.

Hiya Only here for a moan, so I'll only do it once. International wank shite, and I don't even have a team in it. Snowboarding for fuck sake....do they have their baseball caps on back to front? I'll watch as much of it as I watch the summer shite version........fuck all.

Wankfest is an understatement. I tried to listen to Sportsound last night but it was cringeworthy.

WAEPAL's wobble but they don't give in.

Man in "I'll never understand women" shocker. I wouldn't even try min, you're never going to manage.

Aye aye But how big were her tits?

I don't have any friends

Depends how big their tits are.

Stuart McCall = English, get tae fuck Walter = retired, leave him there

20 years is a long time. Longer than I was old in 1978 Time’s weird

That’s shite, I’ve lost 4 years somewhere Either that or I’m only 55 Fixed it Which one did we miss out on? Ach it was the Yanks I don’t count that one anyway I remember getting beat by a much better Swiss team at Pittodrie

It makes you realise you were born at the right time. I was 15 with a tartan bunnet when Scotland should have beaten Brazil in 1974 19 and looking for revenge when we didn’t win the World Cup in 1978 23 and more distracted by my real team ( who were doing quite well) when we went to Spain in 1982 27 and not long married by 1986 31 with 2 boys, my daughter was born the day we lost to Costa Rica 39 and delaying opening my shop by one day to watch Scotland v Brazil in the tournament opener in 1998 It’s 20 years in June I opened the shop

Is he Largs trained though?