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Jammy Jammy Sevco Bastards. Two sights at goal the whole first half and they go in 2-1 up. Battered tae fuck the whole second half but somehow they hold on. The "somehow" helped by that bastard linesman.

It's a horrible venue altogether. Ours will be worse though, even less there, stay at Pittodrie Tonight's score? Bloody freezing 0-1 I'm only not saying 0-0 because of misplaced optimism.

I have no interest in boy's private's whatsoever.

Ach, my wood nymphs are in hibernation. This'll do

Well that didn't take long. I see you're taste in women is still the same min. I better hunt out a few wood nymphs to compete.

Hot liquid I canna bring a spoon to my mouth without wanting to cowk. I find it difficult to taste a sauce I'm making, usually get the wife to do it. Cold fruit soup's fine.

Right, about time we got our act together and treated ourselves to some Christmas goodies. I'll start us off with the prettiest little bit o' stuff ever to grace the stage. Ekaterina Maximova.

Hiya min, you turning into Pheonix? You'll be asking folk's horoscope next. Looks great but I dinna like soup. I'll send you over Mrs Donsdaft though, she could live on the stuff.

I think that was about the worst weather I remember in Aberdeen. I had a flat in the Spital at the time so it wasn't too far to get home. I remember worrying about my Father driving to Dyce though and as a young lad I didn't do a lot of worrying about my folks. Low temperatures that winter as well.

At my age if you put a fine piece and a funcy piece next to each other and told me to choose, I'd have to think about it.

On the other hand 1/ How often have you wasted £50 on a woman? 2/ How often have you actually had any money back?

To be fair, he was just about to offer to buy us all a drink with his winnings.

I ken I ken I was waiting for that one. Anyway I said tort nae tart

Right enough. Bloody Baltic in Aberdeen though, hence the funcy piece thread.

My own photo this time, my favourite.

It's a bit chilly for my ice cream thread at the moment and in the winter all my ice cream shops turn into cake shops anyway. I'll give you the Hungarian version of Black Forest Gateau Fekete Erdo Torta. Some extra cream on mine please.

Things were getting a bit off topic. Just the time of year for an ice cream thread.

Aye, he went a' ti hell after I shagged Maggie Philbin. Nae a favorite but it's getting a bit close to home now.

It's a problem MBT it really is. Of course I have no idea how old you are but I'm 59, what would I be looking for? Apart from the obvious, women are a pain in the arse really. Always fucking wanting stuff, never fuckin happy. Okay, I've taken this on board but I still fancy another shottie ( in theory) 17 year old shenanigans are obviously out ( from both sides ) I don't want an over 50 Mrs Donsdaft is a fine looking woman but I've known her since she was 12, I think I still see the 20 year old version. Other women of the same age are wifies, I dinna funcy wifies. 30? Nah, my son just turned 30, I'm too old for that. Basically, the youngest I would get away with really would be 40 something. Fuck that, no fuckin way in gods earth am I putting up with all that menopause stuff again. So, there's no chance really of me choosing from any list of criteria. Back to just keeping busy, making some form of effort to indulge in some activity I'm interested in. Some female will eventually catch the eye. Continue to chat up the quine in the baker ( you never know) It's all hypothetical in my case and of course advice on affairs of the heart are always so bloody easy to give advice on compared with actually living through. One way or another I hope it works out for you. Remember about that bloody menopause though.

Wanted, bit o' stuff, must get them out.

Point and laugh Point and laugh There's no point in me trying to be reasonable about this, it's fuckin hilarious. Wimpy fuckin bastards.

Every decent youngster is going to be linked with Celtic. They can sign them all. They can sign them all because stupid, short sighted, complient clubs like Aberdeen will take them from Celtic on loan.

Where did I say anybody deserved abuse? I would however suggest that if you're proud of your graduation ( or whatever) then fine. Self satisfaction has its place, if you've worked hard and achieved your goal then you're entitled to feel pleased with yourself. Better enjoy the moment and get it over with though because life has a way of bringing you back to earth quickly enough, but that's a different argument alltogether. But, if you decide to plaster your own pictures over the internet , hoping to milk the admiration of others, then you better learn quickly to take the good with the bad. I'm not a hard, cruel or insensitive man, in fact I'm a bit of a softie really. Looks like we've created a generation of sensitive introverted wee consumers. I wonder who benefits most out of that?

Fragile and craving attention? Self conscious I'll give you , that's part of being young. But if you're fragile then don't seek attention.

What? Bubblin because someone called them names on the internet? Bloody right I'd call them wimps.