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Harriet Bar. RIP Upstairs of course

Mrs Donsdaft has a really annoying habit of trying to open the car door just as I click it open. For some bloody reason this locks it again. Many the argument we have had over this. Once, in France, with a hired car we had stopped and looked at a restaurant menu. Deciding it was too posh and expensive for dennertime we went back to the car in the car park. Well, the old familiar ritual of clicking and arguing commenced. It went on longer than usual though. Then this couple approached us with a " what the fuck are you doing with my car" look on their faces. Ours was the car next to it. You could hear the fucking thing clicking. I have to say it cured us of this particular argument

It's okay Al, I've never heard of her either. Not that that should make you feel much better, I'm on a 98% never heard of rate. It often helps, I can quite easily say aye to one that everyone else says " annoying cow" to. Oh hold on, is this the woman who got woofed at? ( I looked it up) She has got an minging voice.

Why does a spare key need remote locking?

Ooooh. She's got that weegie look about her. I can almost hear the voice. No

On another topic, I fully expect to waken up tomorrow morning to the news that the English Chancellor of the Exchequer has resigned. Anything else would be a bit embarrassing wouldn't it?

1978 The last time I was in The Milky Way Strangely enough, my memories are a bit hazy.

Pittodrie 's greatest night. Let's never move away from the bottom of Merklank Road East

Hatchet face has been completely out flanked by the bairn. ( The Bairn, copyright donsdaft, she looks like she was drawn by Dudley D Watkins )

Aye, well done the cloggies. Hopefully thats a turn away from fascism that'll catch on. I see the Dutch Green party has their post election bash at the Milky Way ( Melkweg) That takes me back.

.....and the pub that's more of a restaurant is shite. Freedom granted

Independence for Grampian is the way ( but within the EU) It's been my dream, although I always realised it would not be in my lifetime. Scotland within Europe was a real possibility though, but the bastardin Scots were too fuckin cowardly.

.......and off I fucked

I left the paper on the plane (after reading that sevco were in the running to win a European trophy.) While I was making the post I could see both pages ( on my iPad) and tried to copy them. No joy though. While I was trying to do that, the page refreshed and the English version changed to the exact opposite of what was originally printed

That would normally be my practice, God knows the last time I actually bought a paper. I do however check out the front pages every morning via my iPad

Mrs Malaga? She gets a mention on here as does Mrs Donsdaft. Mrs Malaga is obviously out of bounds but given that I've been offered a shottie of that Eva quine, it would be rude to turn her down.

Well, I've heard of your wife but not Eva. Nae really my type but aye ok.

It's started I picked up a Times ( Scotland edition) newspaper at the airport this morning and the headline says that less Scots that ever are in favour of independence. I just checked my bbc newspaper review and I see that the Times ( England edition) headline is that more Scots than ever are in favour of independence.

It's probably little to do with finance. Especially now the North sea is less profitable. It is however their last remnant of empire, except for the occasional rock or shitty island. They're English, they have to have someone to lord it over.

Ruth Davidson and Kezia Dugdale the worst. It's not our fault that their chromosomes came out wrong. Are chromosomes to blame for being a Tory ( or Labour for that matter) I knew there had to be something wrong. Or is it because they are mutants?

The Euro and Shengen Yes please.

Yes we're really that stupid

Another England B squad is it? Actually I can't even be arsed reading the lines to find out myself. Obviously leaving myself wide open to accusations of being arsed enough to post this. Guilty as charged.

Listened to the first 20 minutes of the bigot fest. Only convinced me further that all the Scottish media are interested in is 2 teams. Everyone congratulating the ref on being sensible and not booking players for what sounded like pretty horrendous tackles. Of course, if you play for Kilmarnock and put in a tackle like that against a Partick Thistle player, you get booked. Eventually you play Sevco and you're suspended and the Hun have a first choice team out. The whole thing is a fiasco.