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I'll give you a laugh though Malaga min. I read an article yesterday about people panic buying iceberg fuckin lettuce. How the fuck can you panic buy lettuce? What the fuck do you do with it? Also, somewhat bizarrely, loose courgettes. There's a limit to how many you can buy. You can have as many tight courgettes as you like. Welcome home next week, take your own veg.

Difficult to beat the first asparagus of the season though. Bloody early, I'm jealous. Mind you, you'll have stinky pish

No no, I went to the asian shop on John Street for some ginger and coriander.

Home made curry tonight was a masterpiece. My pakora was pretty good too. Modesty is my best feature

You picking asparagus already Malaga min?

Fuck sake. Scotland are actually scoring tries.

Bunch o' sad bastards. Only poofs and lassies would be interested in clothes. Aberdeen - Makro Budapest - Skala Metro Both have stopped doing shoes which is a fuckin nightmare, managed to get the ones I am wearing from a down market stall for under £15.........result. It has to be said that Makro was mainly for shoes. I don't suppose I have bought anything in this country for ages, apart from work troosers from Markies and then only online. I think I would spontaneously combust if I had to actually go into Markies.

Scotland, aye ok then The rest? No thank you.

I still don't have a clue who she is. Someone mentioned Emmerdale. I really have to worry about some of you lots viewing habits. Is Amos still in it?

This has been talked about for the past 40 years to my knowledge. It's a fantastic idea if you could trust Scottish refs. Unfortunately...............

Tongue in cheek you say? That's not the way that I do it.

Well, the damn things shut now

Bloody hell, it was definitely an article on Scottish football that I read it was 23.00

The window slams shut

I think the third photo is the best one. Once she finishes that coffee she's going to give me a right seeing to.

Nothing wise about my crack. Bloody hell, it's getting bad in here. I'm going to stand in the corner with my back against the wall.

Fuck! I thought you wanted us to object.

Nae poofs allowed anywhere near my arse min.

I'm immune to bullying. I don't believe in cyber bullying anyway, unless your head is actually being held in the lavy pot while the flush is being worked then it's not real bullying. Yes, I'm a decent bloke, but I like a wind up and have views on certain subjects that puts me out of step with current thinking ( even though I am right) Not that I'm saying Buc doesn't have views, he's very politicaly active. But he's a nice guy, he would agree to differ. I'm more likely to tell you to stuff it up your arse.

Aye. I'm back to -14 again, I begin to have my suspicions but still can't work out why a really decent bloke like Buc has been targeted.

Cheers, the fightback starts here. There's only 2 things you need to know about politics. There's my way and then there's the wrong way. What could be simpler? Nothing to argue about at all.

I'd have probably blamed my "this is the modern world " thread getting up some politically correct twats nose. I'm always liable to upset somebody. But picking on Buc seems strange indeed. Cheers min, every little helps

I'm 45 points down at the latest count. No love of weegies from this camp, particularly their fitba teams The Durranty Demon has been busy, that's for sure. Nae kebabs for me min.

It's a no from me. 3rd photo is a maybe, aye go on then.

I remember the Budgie goal but I have absolutely no memory of anyone called Pasquinelli ever playing for the Dons.