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Aye, that'll do. Perhaps, if we're lucky, they will let us sell their scarfs and jerseys in our club shop.

You've been to these games before, haven't you Al. Will there be some sort of presentation before kick off to allow us to thank them for letting a diddy team like us to play against them?

Was I in it?

The headlines today are good. Particularly the one in the Times headed "Trump and Charles in climate row" I'm lost for words, you'll have to read it yourself.

I'm not much of a one for English fitba but I think it's one of the saddest things that modern football has brought about. The English used to fuckin LOVE their FA cup.

Thai curry night tonight. About 15 mins prep and that's it done. Off the beer though so a couple of pints of diluting orange and fizzy water will have to fit the bill.

One of my favourites. I've never see Alien but he was great as Caligula and Quentin Crisp

As long as we keep laughing at him we have a chance. If laughter turns to fear we are in big trouble. Pssst, do you think it might be Trump that's taking away the Simmies?

I've nae got a green and white scarf and I dinna rake in buckets so they probably widnae let me in onyway.

You got a mention yesterday min. I see I'm down from 30 to 11 now. Popularity has never really been my aim so I won't lose any sleep over it.

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I ken Patsy. Well, I've blethered to her while I was bleezin. I would have and still would.

As long as it keeps somebody happy.

He's fine. I've only met him once before but he remembered my star sign, so the grey matter is still in working order.

Hmmm, I've been looking into this and although Ankara is the correct district as the crow flies we might be better to follow established road routes. It would also cut down on the distance we have to build the wall over water. So, it's a wee bit shorter but the Broch to Belgrade would be an acceptable distance. When do we start?

I've lost 5 since yesterday. Probably for daring to suggest that a blonde haired blue eyed girl is unlikely to be Michael Jacksons daughter. I see you're back down to 13 again. That's me down another 8 I see your down another 3

Christ min, am I nae big headed enough.

A three line whip? Fuck off Corbyn, scared of losing the troglodyte vote?

Good to meet up at last, I'm still jangling with the caffeine

Get it built Any Facebook aficionados out there prepared to lend a hand?

That'll cost you a coffee

It's a long way. People go to Turkey on holiday (probably not Ankara) Do you fancy walking there? How about, just for a laugh, we build a wall from Aberdeen to Ankara. A big wall, a beautiful wall, an impregnable wall. Then, lets get the turks to pay for it. I keep reading that the US Mexican border is approximately 1900 miles long. I thought I would try to put that distance into some sort of perspective. Ankara is 1962 miles from Aberdeen. Get building lads. The boy's a fuckin nutter.

Feeling a bit dodgy this morning min, but I'll see if it'll clear up, working this afternoon anyway. Where and when?

Oot I dinnae support Celtic

Crowd prediction 2500 They better start giving away tickets to school children now.