RicoS321

It opens again on 1st April for one morning.

Was Lennox not a loan, then we inexplicably signed him for a year before loaning to Raith? If so, I'll choose him for losing 4 vs County.

4-2 final score. Sack McInnes. Pish.

Is there someone there? Edit: at the very least go to the hibs v motherwell game where there's only a goal in it

Fucking hell. Coyle's sub scores his second.

Fuck. He's still a dick.

I read somewhere that he was doing well after being injured for a while. He's a big lad like. Good move for him, hopefully he'll replace McKenna seamlessly when we get £8.6M for him.

County bringing on the strikers now. Coyle showing the tactical genius of Mark McGhee. Coyle. Fucking cunt. Never got the hype.

Yasss, McLean. Fox....

Think she's getting a pie.

0-3 half time. Need to get a few more and close the gap on the hun in terms of goal difference.

3. Fucking tanking. Rooooooooooooooooooney

Pen. Yassss. Rooney...

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. McLean

^^^^This. The lack of options on the bench the last few games is clear. I'm surprised everyone isn't screaming out for any sort of striker. I think we have to accept that there will be 2-3 speculative punts every season and this is just another of those. If there was a youngster coming through I'd be a bit upset, but we've no-one in that position and it looks like May can't be relied upon. We've still got a few hours to ditch Maynard. Get it done McInnes. In fact, just leave without him and hope he canna find his way back.

Fucking ridiculous. If the Tims were playing tonight, they'd have had audio coverage on line fae the BBC. Second rate citizens. Anyway, probably the correct line up.

That Jamie McDonald should have done better for McGinn's goal? Bit harsh.

The DriveAndFuckOff arena.

Good stuff. Although I'm assuming that means an end to Rogers. Hope he's right footed like all proper goalkeepers.

Why a pre-contract? Hope that is just part of the negotiation to get the price down. If we're signing a striker with a dubious record to date (one goal in his career) then we need to get him in now so that we can suss him out for the rest of the season (and because we only have one fit striker). Otherwise we're left with a Stockley/Maynard type (who's looking increasingly more competent as the season goes on) that we're looking to shift on again come January. If we're buying for next season, then perhaps we need to buy another striker for the remainder of this.

It didn't though, I just chose to quote only the last two. I'd never make such a rudimentary error. In fact, I can safely say that I've written some of the most error-free posts in the history of the internet. The greatest posts too. With the most views.

Hopefully a lot clearer than your second last sentence.

Don't be ridiculous. Nobody wants Maynard.

To be honest, it was blatantly obvious against the hun that we needed another option up front. It's also blatantly obvious that it isn't Maynard. When you looked to the bench you could see the dearth of options and it was the weakest area on the pitch in terms of starting 11 and options. If we don't get a striker in this window and May doesn't regain - and retain - fitness then we'll really struggle to finish second. We don't even need a striker that scores goals, just an option up front that can bring other into play and retain the ball for more than 3 seconds. It's blatantly obvious that Rooney isn't that option, and it's obvious that McInnes sees that too, given he started Stockley every time we played the hun or tim last season. He might turn out to be pish, but we absolutely need to do something in this window and I expect there is little available. We obviously need to ditch Maynard ASAP too.

Think we might struggle a little, a midweek in the heelans might be a difficult task. I'm going 0-2 the dandies, McLean and McGinn. Assume we'll see Christie back in for Ball. Would prefer to see Shinnie moved to left back (mainly because he was fucking horse in midfield at the weekend) and keep Ball or bring in Nwakali* in centre mid. Lewis looking like he's out for the rest of the season, which is a disaster. Hopefully Rogers will do the business, and be given the opportunity to do the business, but I've a feeling he's nae quite going to make it for us. *nae entirely convinced by Nwakali at the weekend. Looked a bit of a headless chicken, albeit fairly mobile. He had an excellent hack on the Killie fucker for his deserved booking, and set up McLean with a good chance after putting himself about so hopefully he'll prove to be a good option. I have my doubts though, looked a bit Belabed.