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I've been staring at my bike tyres fro about 3 months now, deciding whether to pump them up or not. They're entirely flat and I can't ride the bike because of it. It's a dilemma.

He's piss. Nobody will pay a few grand for him. If there was intent to get Tansey however, a swap deal could probably be agreed. Although that'd be like swapping Jeffrey Monakana for Donervan Daniels.

Sibbald isn't good enough from what I've seen. Decent skills, nice player, but very much a Higginbotham type. Not quite good enough for the top level but likely to score against you. Burns is probably better.

The bench will be pleased.

Slow cooking a loin is controversial. How did it turn out?

We have a few players in the later stages of their contracts (plus Hayes, who's just been consistently very good for a long time now). It's easy to blame the press, but I suspect the agents of said players (McGinn, Considine etc) have a hand to play in this. I think the press will find it easier to splash rumours about us though, and given the opportunity they will, however given that there is a summer break, everything should be settled down by the time we get back to actual games.

Nonsense, I'd kill for a selfie shooting someone.

Aye, I ken. Grief-wankers like. They can get fucked. The boy was probably a tool. The police weren't wearing cameras. That seemed strange to me. The swat team should never be called out without them. Unless they wanted to kill someone of course, then it's much better for you to leave yer camera at hame.

The police are trained not to shoot people who don't have a firearm pointing at them. It's pretty easy. If the guy isn't holding a gun, don't shoot him in the face.

Aye, that wis my point. He's (Oliver) basically saying it's a disgrace that kids are tricked into eating shite food whilst he tricks adults into eating in a restaurant on the pretense that it follows his values and passion for food. I have no problem with Ramsay, as he's just a spineless weasel cunt who happens to be an excellent chef whose food does the talking. He doesn't pretend to be morally perfect when it comes to food and food values. Oliver doesn't need the money earned by his restaurants, he just didn't need to put his name to something substandard both in quality and it's values - he should set himself higher standards, as he's perfectly capable of doing so.

He's okay.

I was in the lispy cunt's dons restaurant a few months after it opened (work thing, didn't get a choice). Was pish. Was in last year - taken by a client - afore a dons game. Was vastly improved. Still not amazing. Have a mate (of a mate) who's a chef and worked in one in the central belt and said he was just heating up shite that was sent up from one of the other branches. I, like Rocket, quite like Jamie Oliver because he seems to want to the right thing with regard to kids meals and shite and is very passionate about it and his food. His restaurants are the complete antithesis of this though and make me think that he might be charlatan cunt that'll do anything for money. As I say though, the Aberdeen one has improved, so perhaps he became more involved. His knives are shite too though, which make me think he's a charlatan cunt again. It's confusing. He puts his name to so much shite for money that it's difficult to take him seriously on the real issues. He needs a quality checker to look through his investments. It shouldn't be about the money at his level.

Cheaper cuts of tatties?

Draper is a fucking awful footballer. I wish folk could look past the need for a strong midfielder and get to the position of needing a strong midfielder that can actually play football. ICT aren't bottom of the league through poor fortune. Players like Draper (and Tansey for that matter) are a large part of that. It was the same bollocks we constantly heard from dons fans about Goodwin and Hamill. Two fucking atrocious players who were found out to be atrocious by being fucking atrocious, yet because they acted like dicks on the pitch folk were instantly attracted to them. Scott Brown manages to be both a dick and a good footballer. During his poor form last season for club and country he was found out, because being a dick on its own doesn't count for anything. As many players have proven over the years however, not being a dick doesn't make you a shite footballer. We need a strong player. He doesn't need to have "a nasty streak" or any of that other shite. He just needs to be able to play football and strong in the challenge and not get pushed off it. But he also needs to be mobile, which is much more important. Cunts like Draper let the game pass them by because they're too slow, we'd be as well putting O'Connor in midfield if we're considering Draper. Draper is Shite, Draper is shite, drAPER Is Shite. He's fucking shite.

I think it was a Leithethter rojo. I made chips, cheese and curry sauce/gravy for tea tonight. Sublime. Best meal of the year.

Shite against us in the final. Never a £20M player, whatever the fuck that is.

I know that, I was saying that that was the reason why people make the argument. There is often a distance between player and ball that would suggest they're not in control. Thus the ambiguity What seems to have creeped into the game is: when a player charging toward the keeper after a defender passes it back, that defender deliberately blocks the charging players path. This is obstruction - the ball has already been released - but seems to be allowed.

I think shopping in Tesco is minky....

It's ace. Although I was shitefaced. It was my stag doo. But good though, you should go.

How you can claim to have control the ball if you've not touched it? I think that's the argument, rather than not understanding. It's a bit of ambiguity, that's all.

Don't think it's for good though, I assumed it was just for training as we have no games for a few weeks? I'd be surprised if Norwich take him back like. Don't think he's ready for the hoofer championship yet. Another half season at us, wit him competing for his place, will do him the world of good I reckon.

I think he can be very good (Affleck), but tends to appear in shite films, it's like he hasn't got a quality checker. The accountant was cliched horseshite for example, but Argo was very good. However I nearly always try and catch his films as he's got a few crackers. There's just a lot of shite to wade through first. Watched War Dogs last night. Quite decent.

Maybe he just wants a change? We're not party to his personal life, perhaps he's fed up of Aberdeen and would prefer Edinburgh? I think this point is often overlooked when discussing footballers, we treat them as if they're in some way different to any other worker or young lad. A lot of folk want to move home and experience different things when they're young, footballers shouldn't feel obliged to stay in the same location all their careers through some perceived loyalty. Hearts would be a step sideways, but he might feel that the city of Edinburgh isn't. I don't think he's cut out - physically - for the game down South, so I think the SPL might be his only choice. Worse case scenario, and one I think might play out, is that he signs a pre-contract with them. He'll be accused of not giving his all, being a traitor etc. and his position made untenable. It'll sour an otherwise excellent dons career where he's done so much for us. It would be unworkable. Hopefully it won't happen.

Because he's shite at football.

Fits wi' the shitey lookin baps Malaga? I'd have thought yid have made yer ain? I made funcy soup and a veg pie and mash for my guests this evening. I didn't take photaes. It was pretty fine.