Donstalk Awards 2007/08

[TheChimp]

Since the season has finished, it's time to start reminicing about the highs and lows of the season just gone.  So I'll throw up some random catagories to kick things off.  All pretty self explanitory.

 

AFC Player of the season

 

AFC Goal of the season

 

Bounce of the season

 

Game of the season

 

AFC Cunt Award (who at the club is the biggest cunt?)

 

 

And in other catagories

 

 

SPL Cunt of the season

 

SPL Shitest player of the season

 

Best grub award

 

Best away boozer

[El Padre™]

AFC Player of the season: Zander Diamond

 

AFC Goal of the season: Mackies goal in Dnipro

 

Bounce of the season: Dnipro

 

Game of the season: Copenhagen at Pittodrie

 

AFC Cunt Award (who at the club is the biggest cunt?): Scott Severin

 

 

And in other catagories

 

 

SPL Cunt of the season: Barry "I shall not be booked even for assaulting players" Ferguson

 

SPL Shitest player of the season: Stuart Duff

 

Best grub award: I hate to say it but I love the Tynecastle hotdogs!

 

Best away boozer: Its between any munich Bierhall and Labrynth in Dnipro

 

Edited because I forgot about Dnipro!

[Friedrichs Moustache]

AFC Player of the season: Zander Diamond

 

AFC Goal of the season: Smith's 1st vs Copenhagen

 

Bounce of the season: Smith's 2nd vs Copenhagen

 

Game of the season: Copenhagen

 

AFC Cunt Award (who at the club is the biggest cunt?): McNamara (For tricking us into thinking he's actually a footballer)

 

 

And in other catagories

 

 

SPL Cunt of the season: Walter Smith (traitorous cunt)

 

SPL Shitest player of the season: Jackie McNamara

 

Best grub award: Killie

 

Best away boozer: Augustiner Bierhalle 

[quirie]

AFC Player of the season - Barry Nicholson

 

AFC Goal of the season - Josh Walker against Bayern

 

Bounce of the season - After Celtic inb the cup

 

Game of the season - 4-0 vs Copenhagen

 

AFC Cunt Award (who at the club is the biggest cunt?) - Tango

 

 

And in other catagories

 

 

SPL Cunt of the season - Barry the dirty hun Ferguson

 

SPL Shitest player of the season - Jackie McNamara

 

Best grub award - Only been to Todders and Hampden but didnt eat there

 

Best away boozer - Havent been to any away games due to work

[Slim]

AFC Player of the season: Zander Diamond

 

AFC Goal of the season: Josh Walker V Bayern

 

Bounce of the season: 4th goal V Copenhagen

 

Game of the season: Copenhagen

 

AFC Cunt Award (who at the club is the biggest cunt?): Sandy Clark

 

 

And in other catagories

 

 

SPL Cunt of the season: Graeme Smith the Motherwell goalie

 

SPL Shitest player of the season: The Hearts central defender that I can't spell or pronounce

 

Best grub award: Allianz Arena

 

Best away boozer: Anywhere in the Marienplatz

[Kowalski]

AFC Player of the season - Lee Miller (would have been Zander before Saturday)

 

AFC Goal of the season - Darren Mackie's goal in Dnipro

 

Bounce of the season - Copenhagen game

 

Game of the season - Aberdeen 2 Bayern Munich 2

 

AFC Cunt Award (who at the club is the biggest cunt?) - Stewart Milne

 

 

And in other catagories

 

 

SPL Cunt of the season - Lukasz Zaluska

 

SPL Shitest player of the season - Stuart Duff

 

Best grub award - Allianz Arena

 

Best away boozer - Augustiner Grossgaststätte 

[Guest bloo_toon_red]

Definitely been a memorable season.

 

AFC Player of the season: Barry Nicholson

 

AFC Goal of the season: Smiths lob (first?) against Copenhagen

 

Bounce of the season: Dnipro away

 

Game of the season: Copenhagen

 

AFC Cunt Award (who at the club is the biggest cunt?): Scott Severin

 

 

And in other catagories

 

 

SPL Cunt of the season: Gordon Strachan

 

SPL Shitest player of the season: Kirk Broadfoot

 

Best grub award: You don't get a decent steak pie anywhere south of Stonehaven so I'll pass on this one.

 

Best away boozer: Augustiner Bier Halle, Munchen

[Guest ally s]

 

AFC Player of the season: Barry Nicholson

 

AFC Goal of the season: 1st goal against Caley in the 4-3 game

 

Bounce of the season: 2-2 Bayern Munich

 

Game of the season: 4-0 Copenhagen

 

AFC Cunt Award (who at the club is the biggest cunt?): McNamara

 

 

And in other catagories

 

 

SPL Cunt of the season: Lee McCulloch

 

SPL Shitest player of the season: Calum Elliott

 

Best grub award: Killie

 

Best away boozer: Alamo!

[mizer]

AFC Player of the season - Zander Diamond

 

AFC Goal of the season - Jamie Smith - 1st goal v Copenhagen

 

Bounce of the season - Opener against United in the CIS semi

 

Game of the season - Copenhagen

 

AFC Cunt Award (who at the club is the biggest cunt?) - Calderwood

 

And in other catagories

 

 

SPL Cunt of the season - Gordon Strachan

 

SPL Shitest player of the season - Dave Bus

 

Best grub award - Pizza slice at Easter Road

 

Best away boozer (Scotland) - Life of Riley (after semi at hampden)

Best away boozer (Europe) - Cafe Schiller

[BigAl]

AFC Player of the season: Barry Nicholson

 

AFC Goal of the season: Smiths against Copenhagen

 

Bounce of the season: Munich away

 

Game of the season: Copenhagen

 

AFC Cunt Award (who at the club is the biggest cunt?): Jackie Mac

 

 

And in other catagories

 

 

SPL Cunt of the season: Zalouska

 

SPL Shitest player of the season: Jackie Mac.

 

Best grub award: Killie steak pie

 

Best away boozer: Augustiner Bier Halle, Munchen

[sheep_shagger]

AFC Player of the season:  Lee Miller

 

AFC Goal of the season:  Walker v Munich

 

Bounce of the season:  Bayern 2-2 (missed Copenhagen)

 

Game of the season:  Bayern 2-2 (that i was at)

 

AFC Cunt Award (who at the club is the biggest cunt?):  McNamara

 

 

And in other catagories

 

 

SPL Cunt of the season:  Walter Smith

 

SPL Shitest player of the season:  Dave Bus

 

Best grub award: nae sure

 

Best away boozer:  Not so much boozer but the square in Madrid.

[dave_min]

AFC Player of the season: Zander Diamond

AFC Goal of the season: Jamie Smith's 1st v Copenhagen

Bounce of the season: Aberdeen 1 - 0 Bayern Munich

Game of the season: Copenhagen

AFC Cunt Award (who at the club is the biggest cunt?): James Calderwood

 

And in other catagories

 

SPL Cunt of the season: Gordon Strachan

SPL Shitest player of the season: Scott Severin

Best grub award: Tynecastle Hot Dogs 

Best away boozer: die Weissbierkellerin

[jmo]

AFC Player of the season:  Barry Nicholson

 

AFC Goal of the season:  Aluko, Munich

 

Bounce of the season:  Aberdeen 4 Copenhagen 0

 

Game of the season:  Aberdeen 4 Copenhagen 0

 

AFC Cunt Award (who at the club is the biggest cunt?):  Jimmy Calderwood

 

 

And in other catagories

 

 

SPL Cunt of the season:  Walter Smith

 

SPL Shitest player of the season:  McNamara

 

Best grub award: Tynecastle

 

Best away boozer:  The Gizzelle...only one I actualy went to.

[Mackie's ace!]

AFC Player of the season - Diamond

 

AFC Goal of the season - Jamie Smith #1 v Copenhagen

 

Bounce of the season - Jamie Smith #2 v Copenhagen

 

Game of the season - Copenhagen

 

AFC Cunt Award (who at the club is the biggest cunt?) - Mr Scott Severin

 

 

And in other catagories

 

 

SPL Cunt of the season - Barry Ferguson

 

SPL Shitest player of the season - Makalamby

 

Best grub award - undecided

 

Best away boozer - the place me, ajja, BTR and hebrew went the day before the Madrid game. 

 

[El Padre™]

SPL Cunt of the season: Lee McCulloch

 

 

[sheep_shagger]

Bet whoever was going off didnt want to shake his hand incase he was expecting a bit more after!!

[El Padre™]

Every time he pulls on a Rangers top he feels 6 inches bigger 

[BigAl]

He has a boner 

 

Well he is a cock

[Guest Caroline B]

AFC Player of the season - Nicholson

 

AFC Goal of the season - Smith v Copenhagen

 

Bounce of the season - Marienplatz before the match in Munich

 

Game of the season - Copenhagen

 

AFC Cunt Award (Who at the club is the biggest cunt?) - The groundsman

 

 

And in other categories

 

SPL Cunt of the season - Gordon "Chesney" Strachan

 

SPL Shitest player of the season - Kirk Broadfoot

 

Best grub award - Pittodrie stadium............Nah! Only kidding! Pretzls at Munich

 

Best away boozer - Donisl Bier halle in Munich. Pop top bottles of Hacker Schorr.

[glasgowdon]

AFC Player of the season - Zander Diamond

 

AFC Goal of the season - Jamie Smith's 2nd against Copenhagen (I missed the first one)

 

Bounce of the season - 10 Men Went to Mow in Marienplatz

 

Game of the season - Aberdeen vs. FC Bayern

 

AFC Cunt Award (who at the club is the biggest cunt?) - Stewart Milne

 

 

And in other catagories

 

 

SPL Cunt of the season - Lee McCulloch

 

SPL Shitest player of the season - Kirk Broadfoot

 

Best grub award - Roasted Macadamias in Munich

 

Best away boozer - Altintops (Cafe Montana) in Munich

[glasgow sheep]

AFC Player of the season Zander

 

AFC Goal of the season Mackie v Dnipro

 

Bounce of the season

At the game: Mackie's goal v Tims, really thought it was going to be our year

In the pub: Dnipro away

 

Game of the season Aberdeen v Copenhagen

 

AFC Cunt Award (who at the club is the biggest cunt?) Seve

 

 

And in other catagories

 

 

SPL Cunt of the season Craig Levein for being fucking good at his job

 

SPL Shitest player of the season Bus

 

Best grub award Eatin's Cheatin'

 

Best away boozer Agustiner Beir Halle, Munich.  All Scottish away days were shit this year

[mizer]

 

Best away boozer Pubs in general are shite but probably La Solsomething in Madrid

 

 

It was La Solera, ran by the Boca Juniors fans

 

http://www.lasoleramadrid.com/es/portada.php

 

Top class boozer, me and jute even did a shift for them as they ran out of glasses and we filled up the washing machine and I also served tapas to Glasgowdon if memory serves me right? The staff even joined in with the shoes off if you hate rangers 

[Slim]

Bounce of the season: 4th goal V Copenhagen

 

I'm going to change that to the bounce on the Metro to the Allianz Arena 

[Jute]

AFC Player of the season Zander Diamond

 

AFC Goal of the season Mackie in Dnipro

 

Bounce of the season Tie between bounce on section Y for goals against Munich and full time in Dnipro

 

Game of the season Copenhagen

 

AFC Cunt Award (who at the club is the biggest cunt?) Tie between JC and Wiggy

 

 

And in other catagories

 

 

SPL Cunt of the season Anyone who scored against the Dons

 

SPL Shitest player of the season Dave Bus

 

Best grub award Never really eat at matches

 

Best away boozer Three way tie between Argentine pub in Madrid, Sports cafe in Munich (shit hole but was bouncing for 4 days solid) and beer garden in Dnipro mentioned by Jagerdeen

 

Can I suggest adding in category for best away trip of the season. Dnipro wins for me.

[SWA]

AFC Player of the season - Zander Diamond

 

AFC Goal of the season - Aluko v Bayern Munich

 

Bounce of the season - Smith's 2nd v Copenhagen

 

Game of the season - 4-0 v Copenhagen

 

AFC Cunt Award - Whoever's responsible for the players contracts

 

 

And in other categories

 

 

SPL Cunt of the season - Gordon Strachan

 

SPL Shitest player of the season - Lee Mair

 

Best grub award - Nae sure

 

Best away boozer - Some placey in Madrid