Kowalski Posted April 23, 2008 Report Posted April 23, 2008 Postma wants to play for Aberdeen Published: 23/04/2008 DUTCH keeper Stefan Postma today pleaded for a chance to shine for Aberdeen. Dons boss Jimmy Calderwood knows Postma will be a free agent this summer and has been linked with a move for him. However, Calderwood claims to have another keeper in his sights but could still turn to Postma as an alternative. The 31-year-old is out of contract at the end of the season when he will leave Dutch club Den Haag. “I haven’t spoken to anyone at Aberdeen but have heard rumours they are meant to be interested,†said Postma. “But I am keen to speak to them and moving to Scotland certainly appeals to me. “Aberdeen have a wonderful history and some fantastic players from Holland have played for them. “I’d love to be the next one. “Jimmy Calderwood is a very highly rated coach in Holland so it would be great to work with him.†Postma enjoyed a four year stint in English football with Aston Villa and Wolverhampton Wanderers and is keen on a return to Britain. He could even be reunited with former Utrecht team-mate Karim Touzani at Pittodrie. However, he has already held preliminary talks with two Dutch clubs but wants move out of Holland. He added: “Playing in the Premiership for Aston Villa was a great experience. “I also thoroughly enjoyed my time at Wolves so feel I’d be suited for a move to Scotland. “I also try to read about Scottish football as much as I can on the Internet and watch Sky Sports as well. “But I’ll just have to wait for something to happen.†Calderwood has already been linked with several other players as he begins his search for fresh talent. He’ll definitely need to bring in a keeper after clearing the way for Derek Soutar to leave at the end of the campaign. Steve Lovell, Richie Byrne, Dave Bus, Barry Nicholson, Jonathan Smith, Dan Smith, Greg Kelly, Josh Walker and Sone Aluko are all also leaving. Jackie McNamara has now severed ties with the Pittodrie club after failing to settle in the North-east. Quote
Superstar Tradesman Posted April 23, 2008 Report Posted April 23, 2008 I also thoroughly enjoyed my time at Wolves so feel I’d be suited for a move to Scotland. Aye, he'll be used to the constant barrage of balls flying his way. Quote
stubo72 Posted April 23, 2008 Report Posted April 23, 2008 Aye, he'll be used to the constant barrage of balls flying his way. I knew he had taken some stick, but had no idea there were any balls involved... Quote
Stewart Posted April 23, 2008 Report Posted April 23, 2008 Must be worth putting someone over to have a look at him if he wants to play for us. Quote
Slim Posted April 23, 2008 Report Posted April 23, 2008 I'd rather we didn't sign him, I couldn't handle the punnery if we did. Quote
Harcus Posted April 23, 2008 Report Posted April 23, 2008 I'd rather we didn't sign him, I couldn't handle the punnery if we did. yer talking out of yer arse there etc Quote
Stewart Posted April 23, 2008 Report Posted April 23, 2008 I'd rather we didn't sign him, I couldn't handle the punnery if we did. Aye, but think of the money the club could make on merchandising. Quote
dave_min Posted April 23, 2008 Report Posted April 23, 2008 Am I the only person that doesn't seem to get any of these jokes Quote
BigAl Posted April 23, 2008 Report Posted April 23, 2008 Am I the only person that doesn't seem to get any of these jokes I'm prepared to wager that its really a "stick on" yer taking the piss with that comment Quote
boboisared Posted April 23, 2008 Report Posted April 23, 2008 Am I the only person that doesn't seem to get any of these jokes Bugger Quote
Kowalski Posted April 23, 2008 Author Report Posted April 23, 2008 I'd rather we didn't sign him, I couldn't handle the punnery if we did. Give the guy a chance, no need to shaft him before we've even seen him play. Quote
BigAl Posted April 23, 2008 Report Posted April 23, 2008 Give the guy a chance, no need to shaft him before we've even seen him play. Roger, over and out Quote
mizer Posted April 23, 2008 Report Posted April 23, 2008 By the sounds of it he would be quite happy to jump through fiery rings to play for us. Quote
dave_min Posted April 23, 2008 Report Posted April 23, 2008 In 2005, an English ex-girlfriend of Postma's offered for sale on eBay a tape of their sexual activities, claiming in tabloid articles that these were bizarre and kinky. Postma out-bid a British newspaper for the tape, and all was thought to be ended. However, in October 2006 the tape was released on a number of Dutch websites, one of which took 40,000 hits in one hour and as a result fell over. The clip later featured on Dutch national television, but was widely criticised due to its hard core content [4], where in an act of pegging, the footballer and his girlfriend are engaged in male-passive anal sex using a "strap-on". I get it now Quote
BigAl Posted April 23, 2008 Report Posted April 23, 2008 40,000 hits in an hour Fecking hell thats one hoor o' a pounding Quote
rocket_scientist Posted April 23, 2008 Report Posted April 23, 2008 We'll never sign him. He'd shit himself at the medical. Quote
mizer Posted April 23, 2008 Report Posted April 23, 2008 Anyone know how he is at corners? Does he catch the crosses or does he prefer to clear his lines and use his fist? Quote
Ajja Posted April 23, 2008 Report Posted April 23, 2008 Always good to know that coming here would be right up his alley. Quote
Superstar Tradesman Posted April 24, 2008 Report Posted April 24, 2008 on a number of Dutch websites, one of which took 40,000 hits in one hour and as a result fell over Stoney must have logged on. Quote
BigAl Posted April 24, 2008 Report Posted April 24, 2008 Stoney must have logged on. Thought the bottom might have fallen out of this story this morning Quote
One Bobby Clark Posted April 24, 2008 Report Posted April 24, 2008 Langfield Kelly Esson I'm sure we can live with the slagging if he's a better keeper than the shower of hamfisted, ball dropping, shot dodging wasters we're currently paying and/or chasing. Quote
Kowalski Posted April 24, 2008 Author Report Posted April 24, 2008 hamfisted Just how Postma likes it. Quote
Guest bloo_toon_red Posted April 24, 2008 Report Posted April 24, 2008 Just how Postma likes it. These puns are becoming quite prosthetic Quote
glasgowdon Posted April 24, 2008 Report Posted April 24, 2008 BUM SEX! Nah, I'm not the best with puns. Quote
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