Keigan Parker has reportedly signed!

[TENEMENTFUNSTER]

Burchil and Parker are about the same level except Burchill seems to be always injured. Burchill was the better prospect and if fit I would rather have him than a pishead who shagged Jade Goody

 

. . . and apparently hasn't scored all season, even wi that behemoth.

[BringBackLapirasTache]

Fuck me, thats made my dry spell seem not so bad

[KGB]

Better of having a hand shandy than jumpin on top of that munter imo 

[TENEMENTFUNSTER]

Better of having a hand shandy than jumpin on top of that munter imo 

 

To quote nespa, "I wouldn't wank in ma hand and throw it at her!"

[KGB]

I was going to quote that but couldnt remember if it was one of Jims classics or not

[SWA]

To quote nespa, "I wouldn't wank in ma hand and throw it at her!"

 

Stolen joke

[TENEMENTFUNSTER]

Stolen joke

 

From?

[KGB]

Stolen joke

There nothing original SWA

[Superstar Tradesman]

Their on the stare.

[SWA]

There nothing original SWA

 

I'm confused 

[Ajja]

Their on the stare.

 

but who are they looking at ?

[SWA]

There not looking at anyone 

[SWA]

your write there not looking anywere. 

 

Their are a right bunch of loosers

[Ajja]

Their are a right bunch of loosers

 

thats quiet wierd 

[Reekie_Red]

If he likes rollercoasters then he's joining the right club!

 

Is that cos we is so close tae the Codonas, min?

[Kowalski]

Dons set to miss out on Parker

 

Published: 19/05/2008

 

ABERDEEN look set to miss out on striker Keigan Parker, writes Andrew Moir.

 

Parker is a free agent after being released by Blackpool.

 

Jimmy Calderwood is interested in the striker but he looks set to continue his career in England.

 

Southampton, Huddersfield and Swansea City have all expressed an interest in the former St Johnstone man.

 

“Five or six clubs are interested in me and things hinge on a few different issues but I should know more in the next couple of weeks,†said Parker, pictured.

 

The 25-year-old striker has failed to find the net in the Championship with Blackpool this season and has turned down a deal with the Seasiders.

 

He had been expected to return to his native Scotland this week but will probably stay south of the border.

 

Parker was a constant goal threat while Blackpool were in League One but has failed to hold down a place in the side since their promotion to the Championship.

 

Parker chalked-up his 100th league appearance for Blackpool on back in December 2006 before slipping out of Simon Grayson’s plans.

[TENEMENTFUNSTER]

Gutted. 

[mizer]

Gutted!

 

edit*good thinking funster 

[Ajja]

He clearly visited Budzbar at the weekend and thought better of it.

[TENEMENTFUNSTER]

He clearly visited Budzbar at the weekend and thought better of it.

 

Way out of his league, he'd be punching way above his weight in there if he's pestering Jade Goody for a wank.

[Kowalski]

He clearly visited Budzbar at the weekend and thought better of it.

 

Closed at the moment.

 

Byrne, Bus, Aluko, De Vischer, Lovell were in Paramount on Saturday night though.

[TENEMENTFUNSTER]

Closed at the moment.

 

Byrne, Bus, Aluko, De Vischer, Lovell were in Paramount on Saturday night though.

 

Leaving night.

[Kowalski]

Leaving night.

 

Must have been.  JDV the only one staying.

Lovell saying he might be going back to Dundee.

[BigAl]

Must have been.  JDV the only one staying.

Lovell saying he might be going back to Dundee.

 

To play for the Arabs

[Kowalski]

To play for the Arabs

 

Dundee FC.