Which Aberdeen player are you?

[mizer]

Which current Aberdeen player would you compare yourself to going on your style of play?

 

I run about the pitch a lot, mostly on the wings to little avail waving my arms and telling better players where to go. I score goals now and then but most of the time my shots are crap. Most of the people I play with are better than me.

 

Therefore I am Derek Young

[TheChimp]

I sit on my arse most of the time, so I'd say Steve Lovell (presuming he's still under contract for another week or 2).

 

How old are we?  10?

[CtS]

I'm unable to play football anymore.  

 

 

I'm Lee Mair.

[stoney]

Im jamie smith - gifted winger, great first touch but a fucking fairy when it comes to getting injured - i litrally get injured getting off the team bus 

[rocket_scientist]

I don't play for Aberdeen either, although I used to grace Pittodrie, once for my country. I can't play anything anymore.

 

I'm Paul Gascoigne.

[Slim]

I'm Scott Severin. I saunter about in front of the defence playing outrageous forward passes and rarely break sweat. If I was fit that is. I break sweat bending town to tie my laces.

[Friedrichs Moustache]

I'm pretty good defensively, and my passing is pretty good, but I panic with the ball at my feet. I'd guess that makes me Karim Touzani.

[Guest ally s]

 

I'm very injury prone and not 100% sure what my best position is, I prefer playing centre midfield but always get punted to centre half.

 

I'm Karim Touzani.

[Superstar Tradesman]

Deeeeeeeno!

 

[bilbobaggins]

I think this thread is shit.

 

I'm Bronze Rat.

[THE GRASS]

am just crap at football so am DAN SMITH

[stoney]

And poker, and golf, and wii golf, and wii tennis.............the list is endless 

[Madbadteacher]

I am crap but enthusiastic.

 

I'm Ritchie Byrne

[Penfold]

Leon Mike

[THE GRASS]

And poker, and golf, and wii golf, and wii tennis.............the list is endless 

 

maybe so but am good at driving when sleeping 

[Guest Robo]

etienne verveer

[Tyrant]

Markus Heikkinen.

[TheChimp]

Markus Heikkinen.

 

Gay? 

[sheep_shagger]

When being out injured i put on a bit of weight and have lost the speed i once had. I still try real hard though but can be quite frustrating for my teammates. I must be Darren Mackie 

[Tyrant]

Gay? 

 

 

Nah.. nackered all the time!

[Reekie_Red]

I play in defence only because I'm chicken-shit of going forward and taking a bit of responsibility up front. I'm pretty shit in defence too, apart from moments of "nae-bad"ness. Therefore ...

 

I am Tommy Solberg

[chunk]

Sone Aluko.

 

More down to appearance than anything else, but I have also been known to cut inside from the left and have a shot at goal, just like Sone did in Inverness.

[Mackie's ace!]

I'd probably be Mackie, I give 110% every time, but have a poor first touch but score important goals now and then. I'm also great to have around.

[CtS]

Due to the fact that she sees a lot of Willie and she loves to experiment with different positions, I'm guessing hebrew is Jimmy Calderwood?

 

 

 

(sorry) 

[DandiesOnTour]

I'm can play anywhere in Midfield (very versatile)

 

Not got any real quality or strengths, but i try really hard and give my all for the team.

 

I'm a good lad, good to have around the place. I'm a bit of a joker (like to put cups of water above the door etc) and i enjoy a good night out with the boys.

 

Hi, my names Derek.