Tyrant Posted December 30, 2008 Report Posted December 30, 2008 What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? Niggers. Quote
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted December 30, 2008 Report Posted December 30, 2008 The 35 year old man accused of holding an Edinburgh nurse hostage in the boot of her own car, has said to police he was simply taking precautions as a result of a forecast of heavy snow. Apparently the AA recommend keeping a spade in the boot. Quote
Guest leith_red Posted December 30, 2008 Report Posted December 30, 2008 I bought my epileptic friend a strobe light for his christmas. He had a fit when he saw it. Quote
minijc Posted January 7, 2009 Report Posted January 7, 2009 John Travolta is to make a film dedicated to the tragic loss of his son Jett. It will be called Saturday Night Seizure Quote
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted January 7, 2009 Report Posted January 7, 2009 John Travolta is to make a film dedicated to the tragic loss of his son Jett. It will be called Saturday Night Seizure Seabass has already been lined up to write the screenplay. Quote
minijc Posted January 7, 2009 Report Posted January 7, 2009 Seabass has already been lined up to write the screenplay. harsh Quote
boboisared Posted January 7, 2009 Author Report Posted January 7, 2009 Seabass has already been lined up to write the screenplay. Always pleasing to see someone roll out an old crowd pleaser Quote
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted January 7, 2009 Report Posted January 7, 2009 Always pleasing to see someone roll out an old crowd pleaser Is this a chairwagon? Quote
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted January 7, 2009 Report Posted January 7, 2009 If it is, I'm no fit for it. Quote
mizer Posted January 9, 2009 Report Posted January 9, 2009 John Travolta is to make a film dedicated to the tragic loss of his son Jett. It will be called Saturday Night Seizure John Travolta's son died in the early hours of Sunday...doctors have ruled out Saturday night fever. Quote
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted January 9, 2009 Report Posted January 9, 2009 John Travolta's son died in the early hours of Sunday...doctors have ruled out Saturday night fever. It was severe head trauma apparently, he nearly knocked his face off. Quote
Guest leith_red Posted January 9, 2009 Report Posted January 9, 2009 It was severe head trauma apparently, he nearly knocked his face off. Had no chance of Staying Alive. Quote
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted January 9, 2009 Report Posted January 9, 2009 Had no chance of Staying Alive. Just a basic domestic disturbance, the experts believe that this will result in a civil action. Quote
Guest leith_red Posted January 9, 2009 Report Posted January 9, 2009 Just a basic domestic disturbance, the experts believe that this will result in a civil action. It was an unlucky phenomenon for the boy in the plastic bubble bath. Quote
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted January 9, 2009 Report Posted January 9, 2009 Slipped on some grease and had a perfect blow out, he let out a shout but in that mad city it wasn't heard. John made a bolt for him, he tried to be cool but moment by moment staying alive was no longer an option, a thin red line of blood appeared on the eyes of an angel. Quote
boboisared Posted January 9, 2009 Author Report Posted January 9, 2009 Slipped on some grease and had a perfect blow out, he let out a shout but in that mad city it wasn't heard. John made a bolt for him, he tried to be cool but moment by moment staying alive was no longer an option, a thin red line of blood appeared on the eyes of an angel. If only John could read this. Would definitely result in a face-off. Quote
Guest leith_red Posted January 9, 2009 Report Posted January 9, 2009 If only John could read this. Would definitely result in a face-off. Welcome to 7 hours ago Quote
boboisared Posted January 9, 2009 Author Report Posted January 9, 2009 Welcome to 7 hours ago Fucker. I didn't see that one Quote
quirie Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 seen this yesterday and thought it was too much of an oppertunity to pass down Being a bit ironic are we there David Quote
Biggalloot Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 A kid came up to me the other day and asked "whats your favourite tellytubby?" I said the "probably the new Samsung Plasma widescreen you cheeky wee fucker" I'm going to rob a bank tomorrow dressed as a clown in my wives thong and nipple tassles. I'll be carrying a blind 3 legged goat with a dildo up its arse. In the bank the goat's gonna suck me off whilst I throw pig's blood over the room whilst shouting 'big flabby pissflaps'. Once I get the cash I'm gonna shit on the bank managers head and escape in a big pink van shaped like a giant cock Lets see Crimewatch stage a reconstruction of that then! Al Fayed wants to sign Ronaldo for Fulham. Not for his football ability but to show chauffers how to crash safely in tunnels. Quote
Kowalski Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 Things are getting that bad at Ibrox that Heather Mills made a bid for David Murray's legs! What's she going to do with the other one? Quote
Woolenrouge Posted January 17, 2009 Report Posted January 17, 2009 Nothing. She'll be all right. Quote
Mentorred Posted January 22, 2009 Report Posted January 22, 2009 I see they found out what brought the plane down in the Hudson River last week Quote
El Padre™ Posted January 22, 2009 Report Posted January 22, 2009 I see they found out what brought the plane down in the Hudson River last week Quote
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