baggy89 Posted August 23, 2008 Report Posted August 23, 2008 Quality! They are a total pain in the hoop. They are now braver than ever before though! Should throw a punch next time one swoops down. That'd learn 'em! When they dive bomb you in Gloucester its usually when the chicks are young, they got special permission to spray the eggs with stuff that meant they never hatched, the problem got so bad. I mind one sunday morning when I lived there I got sent out for a bottle of pop and some fags for a hangover cure and while walking back this guy came running up the road towards me head ducked down and his little girl tucked under his arm with a seagull that looked like it was crossed with a fucking teradactyl swooping down chasing after them. They legged it into a house and this thing lands on a nearby rooftop and starts eyeing me up. then the stupid cunting bird starts diving towards me. I was hungover and in no mood for humouring a stupid bird so swung my shopping bag with a big bottle of pop in it. Thats when I learned birds could fly backwards as it scrambled to save its self from getting knocked out of the air. It didn't try divebombing me the rest of the walk home. Quote
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted August 23, 2008 Report Posted August 23, 2008 The amount of food dropped by spectators certainly reflects the quality of our pies. They're shite. There were NO pies at half time in the section Y pie stall at the ICT game. AFC really fucked that up. Quote
Stewart Posted August 23, 2008 Report Posted August 23, 2008 This is why... Has the Caley merger gone through? Quote
Kowalski Posted August 25, 2008 Report Posted August 25, 2008 Hot takeaway food on sale at Pittodrie Chance would be a fucking fine thing. Quote
??? Posted August 25, 2008 Report Posted August 25, 2008 We should hire an army of ducks to crush the seagulls. Quote
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