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I didn't really tell any jokes to be honest. The one thing that was as close to a joke was about stephen hawkings and apparently as I was informed afterwards it was very similar to something Ricky Gervais has said so I won't be doing that again.

 

Apart from that it was mostly my own material. You wouldn't last very long if you just stole other people's gags. However in saying that if you haven't seen every comedian then you might come up with something similar in the same way a musician can come up with a similiar riff.

 

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As will abody else.  :thumbsup:

 

It's more the way folk scrutinise any action by anyone connected to LFC for things they can pass off as racism to shout about that gets on my tits when there's just no racism there.

 

Speaking of racism you must have some racist jokes in there too?

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As will abody else.  :thumbsup:

 

It's more the way folk scrutinise any action by anyone connected to LFC for things they can pass off as racism to shout about that gets on my tits when there's just no racism there.

 

Speaking of racism you must have some racist jokes in there too?

 

Lets not make it about you ok. It's about me.

I don't do racist jokes. I'm not a fucking retard like Caledonia. I'm a completely different type of retard.

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What class of retardation would you put yourself in?

 

Spastic pornstar if that is a classification.

 

It's the only way you can fuck birds with down syndrome and get paid for it.

 

Every other way you end up on the register and with no cash.

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Went along to a comedy open mic night tonight to check out the room because I am doing a set there next week. There was a comedian on who I thought looked like a female version of Mizer only to find out that she was a transgendered comedian. So there is a chance it could have been mizer. Personally I don't find female comedians funny and so far I am yet to hear a funny transgendered one too.

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