Comedians

[Superstar Tradesman]

BOOOOOOOOOOO!

[BobbyBiscuit]

Doug Stanhope is funnier than Jerry Sadowitz.

 

No, he isn't.

 

But fair fucks to you in doing that, it's a tough old gig, I'm sure. 

 

 

[fatjim]

I personally think Doug Stanhope is funnier but then there is something about a weegie accents that just puts me off comedians.

[Tyrant]

Where and when's your next gig, FJ? I fucking love necrophiliac jokes. They're dead funny.

[fatjim]

Where and when's your next gig, FJ? I fucking love necrophiliac jokes. They're dead funny.

 

I don't know yet to be honest. I have to make some grave decisions about my set.

[BigAl]

I don't know yet to be honest. I have to make some grave decisions about my set.

 

Digging yourself a hole there FJ

[fatjim]

Any hole is a goal.

 

To put it another way I need to perform a post mortem on my material.

[Tyrant]

Who did you rip off for your jokes? No cunt tells their own any more.

[fatjim]

I didn't really tell any jokes to be honest. The one thing that was as close to a joke was about stephen hawkings and apparently as I was informed afterwards it was very similar to something Ricky Gervais has said so I won't be doing that again.

 

Apart from that it was mostly my own material. You wouldn't last very long if you just stole other people's gags. However in saying that if you haven't seen every comedian then you might come up with something similar in the same way a musician can come up with a similiar riff.

 

[Tyrant]

Fair point. I just hope yer material is funnier than your shite posts on here. 

[fatjim]

Fair point. I just hope yer material is funnier than your shite posts on here. 

 

It's not funnier than you getting upset every time someone slags Liverpool for being racist scum.

 

I'll keep trying though. 

[Tyrant]

As will abody else. 

 

It's more the way folk scrutinise any action by anyone connected to LFC for things they can pass off as racism to shout about that gets on my tits when there's just no racism there.

 

Speaking of racism you must have some racist jokes in there too?

[fatjim]

As will abody else. 

 

It's more the way folk scrutinise any action by anyone connected to LFC for things they can pass off as racism to shout about that gets on my tits when there's just no racism there.

 

Speaking of racism you must have some racist jokes in there too?

 

Lets not make it about you ok. It's about me.

I don't do racist jokes. I'm not a fucking retard like Caledonia. I'm a completely different type of retard.

[Tyrant]

What class of retardation would you put yourself in?

[fatjim]

What class of retardation would you put yourself in?

 

Spastic pornstar if that is a classification.

 

It's the only way you can fuck birds with down syndrome and get paid for it.

 

Every other way you end up on the register and with no cash.

[fatjim]

Went along to a comedy open mic night tonight to check out the room because I am doing a set there next week. There was a comedian on who I thought looked like a female version of Mizer only to find out that she was a transgendered comedian. So there is a chance it could have been mizer. Personally I don't find female comedians funny and so far I am yet to hear a funny transgendered one too.

[Kowalski]

Micky Flanagan pre-sale:

http://www.livenation.co.uk/artist/micky-flanagan-tickets?c=mpbs-MickyFlanagan-160512s

[El Padre™]

Talking of comedians, where's seabass?

[BigAl]

Talking of comedians, where's seabass?

 

Last Active: December 16, 2010, 04:07:02 PM

 

Seriously, is he still alive 

[Tyrant]

Highly unlikely but let's all move on.

[glasgowdon]

Ach, he's probably having a whale of a time somewhere.

[Tyrant]

Whales are mammals, nae fish. Or did I just bite?

[glasgowdon]

Whales are mammals, nae fish. Or did I just bite?

 

Any nautical/sealife puns are acceptable.

[fatjim]

Talking of comedians, where's seabass?

 

Probably had his internet disabled.

[tlg1903]

I miss seebass's posts, they were a little bit like trying to figure out a countdown conundrum.