ayrdons Posted December 4, 2008 Report Posted December 4, 2008 The company that i work for recently started a new guy and to be fair at the start he seemed awright , needless to say now that hes got a foot in the door hes starting the wind ups , the guys from glasgow , easterhouse tae be exact and the way he goes on youd think hes Rangers number one fan ......."aye but im no biggoted tho " , hes now latched on tae the fact that im an aberdeen fan and hes always havin a go , "rangers , the worlds most successful football team , jealous sheep shaggers , how every cunt hates them , aberdeen siding with celtic .....and what the fuck does stand free mean ? " , i gave the explanation of stand free as standing free from religious biggotry and how the likes of rangers and celtic are the fucking cancer of scottish fitba , and according tae him , wee diddy teams like Aberdeen , hamilton etc etc wouldnt survive without rangers and celtic Im posting on here tae get yer thoughts on this and tae see if theres any useful info that i could use tae crumble the one shoe hun fuck ! STAND FREE ! Quote
Superstar Tradesman Posted December 4, 2008 Report Posted December 4, 2008 Remind him of when the Tims and Huns were shite and only getting a few soap dodgers through their gates everyweek and how the ‘diddy’ teams were managing quite well around that time too. Although I doubt he’ll remember that time as he was probably supporting someone more successful. Quote
BobbyBiscuit Posted December 4, 2008 Report Posted December 4, 2008 and according tae him , wee diddy teams like Aberdeen , hamilton etc etc wouldnt survive without rangers and celtic Politely remind him that it was a wee diddy team that scuppered the huns chances of winning the league last season and that it was effectively a wee diddy team who stopped the huns winning ten in a row. In fact, don't politely remind him, just tell him he's a fucking hun twat and his views are of no consequence to you. Quote
baldrick_sheep Posted December 4, 2008 Report Posted December 4, 2008 Just tell him he is a complete cunt. Rangers and celtic wouldnt survive in a league of 2. Aberdeen and the other SPL teams would survive quite well without the OF. Quote
Ajja Posted December 4, 2008 Report Posted December 4, 2008 Walk away dude. You will never have a reasoned debate with him. It will only make you angry and that can't ever help you unless it causes you to stab him in the neck with a biro at least 28 times. Quote
scunnered999 Posted December 5, 2008 Report Posted December 5, 2008 I find the response Fuck off Hun Cunt works well Quote
Biggalloot Posted December 5, 2008 Report Posted December 5, 2008 A wee diddy team is one that gets pumped out Europe by some Eastern European shite. Just ask the hun twat how many European trophies have the dirty hun bastards won? Then tell him can go stick his dirty biggoted buckfast swilling soap dodging ideals up his arse Quote
glasgow sheep Posted December 5, 2008 Report Posted December 5, 2008 Walk away dude. You will never have a reasoned debate with him. It will only make you angry and that can't ever help you unless it causes you to stab him in the neck with a biro at least 28 times. why stop at 28? Quote
flooter Posted December 6, 2008 Report Posted December 6, 2008 Tell him you want a chat. Important. lead him somewhere with no witnesses, turn to talk to him and give him one of his kisses, bridge of the nose should be your target area. when he goes down knees and feet should be used to break as many ribs as possible. Quote
Woolenrouge Posted December 6, 2008 Report Posted December 6, 2008 Been out of the country for eight years and occasionally have had the missfortune to encounter these kind of people on my travels. It is highly embarrassing being in a restaurant or bar with an mixed nationality crowd and having one of these types latching on to the fact you are from Scotland and then the 'patter' starts. Just hearing a weegie accent overseas makes me want to puke into a long, thin pointy ended bag, freeze it and then stab the cunt to death with it. Quote
Ajja Posted December 6, 2008 Report Posted December 6, 2008 Been out of the country for eight years and occasionally have had the missfortune to encounter these kind of people on my travels. It is highly embarrassing being in a restaurant or bar with an mixed nationality crowd and having one of these types latching on to the fact you are from Scotland and then the 'patter' starts. Just hearing a weegie accent overseas makes me want to puke into a long, thin pointy ended bag, freeze it and then stab the cunt to death with it. You have thought far too much about that. Quote
Woolenrouge Posted December 6, 2008 Report Posted December 6, 2008 I also have a baseball bat mould. Quote
ayrdons Posted December 7, 2008 Author Report Posted December 7, 2008 hehehe the same rangers fan has stated that "per head" the arrests down in manchester were fuck all compared to how many went down and according to him the real shame of scotland were the aberdeen fans in madrid , i mean , i dont know what went on in madrid , if anything , but im sure it didnt look like fucking beirut after a happy hour ......SF ! Quote
manc_don Posted December 7, 2008 Report Posted December 7, 2008 I'd find that impossible since there were a hundred thousand cunts in Manchester. So obviously the police couldn't arrest them all, but I think it was all to see that Aberdeen and Bolton fans got jumped! Stab him with a broken bottle, as PL said, why waste a good biro You can never win an argument with a Hun unless they are not from Glasgow, then just ask them what area of Glasgow they are from. I then always tell them their opinion isn't valid because of this very reason Quote
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted December 7, 2008 Report Posted December 7, 2008 I'd find that impossible since there were a hundred thousand cunts in Manchester. So obviously the police couldn't arrest them all, but I think it was all to see that Aberdeen and Bolton fans got jumped! Stab him with a broken bottle, as PL said, why waste a good biro You can never win an argument with a Hun unless they are not from Glasgow, then just ask them what area of Glasgow they are from. I then always tell them their opinion isn't valid because of this very reason What bit of Aberdeen are you from? Quote
manc_don Posted December 7, 2008 Report Posted December 7, 2008 What bit of Aberdeen are you from? I know I know, but as a better person than any hun, I think its my right to take the moral high ground Quote
ayrdons Posted December 7, 2008 Author Report Posted December 7, 2008 i know whit yer sayin , im from the Ayr bit of Aberdeen Quote
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted December 7, 2008 Report Posted December 7, 2008 moral high ground No much of that in Holland mate. Remind him of over a century of religious division. Unsurpassed dignity. Quote
manc_don Posted December 7, 2008 Report Posted December 7, 2008 No much of that in Holland mate. Luckily for me i've got 4 countries to choose from One of them is bound to have some high ground Quote
Reekie_Red Posted December 7, 2008 Report Posted December 7, 2008 hehehe the same rangers fan has stated that "per head" the arrests down in manchester were fuck all compared to how many went down and according to him the real shame of scotland were the aberdeen fans in madrid , i mean , i dont know what went on in madrid , if anything , but im sure it didnt look like fucking beirut after a happy hour ......SF ! Is that why Rangers FC was asked to apologise to the City of Manchester for the behaviour of its fans? Funnily enough, Rangers FC found a way of getting away with that one too, just like the get away with bypassing questions about the songs their fans sing too. Tell him that the Aberdeen fans were jumped and the Madrid police did fuckall to stop the carnage. It's funny how every week a different team from England or Europe arrives in Manchester, along with thousands and thousands of fans. Yet the only time there's trouble is when Rangers come to town. And yet Madrid saw blood when two completely different teams from different countries arrived to play football. Something tells me Aberdeen and Bolton had nothing to do with the violence in Madrid Quote
flooter Posted December 7, 2008 Report Posted December 7, 2008 Is that why Rangers FC was asked to apologise to the City of Manchester for the behaviour of its fans? Funnily enough, Rangers FC found a way of getting away with that one too, just like the get away with bypassing questions about the songs their fans sing too. Tell him that the Aberdeen fans were jumped and the Madrid police did fuckall to stop the carnage. It's funny how every week a different team from England or Europe arrives in Manchester, along with thousands and thousands of fans. Yet the only time there's trouble is when Rangers come to town. And yet Madrid saw blood when two completely different teams from different countries arrived to play football. Something tells me Aberdeen and Bolton had nothing to do with the violence in Madrid Athletico are playing their champs league games behind closed doors, there is more than just bolton and aberdeen had problems there. Quote
ayrdons Posted December 7, 2008 Author Report Posted December 7, 2008 ....needless tae say hell be like a dog with a bone tomorrow , seeing as the unwashed hammered the mighty Hamilton 7-1 Quote
mizer Posted December 7, 2008 Report Posted December 7, 2008 Get a ladder, lay it on his desk, and put a note on it saying 'guess who hates these?' Quote
manc_don Posted December 7, 2008 Report Posted December 7, 2008 Get a ladder, lay it on his desk, and put a note on it saying 'guess who hates these?' Think he should be far less subtle and just put that video as his screen saver Quote
mizer Posted December 7, 2008 Report Posted December 7, 2008 Think he should be far less subtle and just put that video as his screen saver Vince Hawks? Quote
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