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Saturday 9th November 2024 - kick-off 5.30pm

Scottish Premiership - Aberdeen v Dundee

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Looking only a matter of time before Sevco score  ::)

 

Been very impressed by the way that the Motherwell boy Moult leads the line.

See he has a scoring rate of close to a goal every second game.

 

Ah fuck off Al, keep your mouth shut.

Newco take the lead through Miller >:(

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Dear SFA/SFPL, to save you money and whistles,  i have created an artificial intelligence to replace Willie Collum.  I have modelled it to follow his behavioural patterns as closely as possible and believe it to be a wholly accurate representation.

 

To implement, please run the code below for the duration of the match on any mobile phone, Amstrad calculator or internet-enabled toaster and apply the output:

 

START (match)
{  
   IF match=RUNNING THEN:

   {
     IF televised=YES THEN panic=YES
     IF WINNING=OPPOSITION THEN panic=YES
     IF depth=OUT THEN panic=YES

     IF panic=YES THEN redcard=YES
     IF redcard=YES THEN:

       {
        IF redcard=SEVCO OR redcard=CELTIC
        THEN panic=YES

        IF redcard>1 AND (previousredcard=SEVCO OR previousredcard=CELTIC)
        THEN redcard=OPPOSITION

        IF WINNING=OPPOSITION THEN redcard=OPPOSITION
        }
    }
  IF match=RUNNING THEN GOTO 1
}
  
END (match)

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Ooft, some good shocks going on in the FA cup today,

 

Lincoln City 3- Brighton 1 (currently)

Scousers 1 - Wolves 2

Oxford City 3 - Newcastle 0 - See Kane Hemmings scored for them

Spurs - Wycombe 3 a piece at the mo, sounds like a mental game!

 

Also, Killie scored possibly the quickest top premier league goal, county then scored two in quick succession, but Killie now lead 3-2  :o

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Ooft, some good shocks going on in the FA cup today,

 

Lincoln City 3- Brighton 1 (currently)

Scousers 1 - Wolves 2

Oxford City 3 - Newcastle 0 - See Kane Hemmings scored for them

Spurs - Wycombe 3 a piece at the mo, sounds like a mental game!

 

Also, Killie scored possibly the quickest top premier league goal, county then scored two in quick succession, but Killie now lead 3-2  :o

 

Really feel for the Wycombe Goalie. I managed to avoid the scores so match of the day was a bit exciting but as soon as I saw the ball leave is foot when he kicked it up the park I knew a spurs equaliser was coming up.

 

I wonder if the spurs fan who chose to run onto the pitch to celebrate his team narrowly beating a 4th division team is now regretting the inevitable banning order?

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Really feel for the Wycombe Goalie. I managed to avoid the scores so match of the day was a bit exciting but as soon as I saw the ball leave is foot when he kicked it up the park I knew a spurs equaliser was coming up.

 

I wonder if the spurs fan who chose to run onto the pitch to celebrate his team narrowly beating a 4th division team is now regretting the inevitable banning order?

 

Not a lot the keeper could do, must have been gutting. Seemed like they played a blinder as well but credit to spurs, they managed to overcome them. I really need to get to the lane before they move.

 

Last time Lincoln city progressed this far they played the Huns  :o

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Is our game on TV this week? Had hoped for a hearts win today...

 

Leeds are on the verge of being knocked out by Sutton united in the cup. If this happens it would be the first time in modern history that two non league teams are into the next round. They've just had their captain sent off too. Been a great weekend in the fa cup.

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Is our game on TV this week? Had hoped for a hearts win today...

 

Leeds are on the verge of being knocked out by Sutton united in the cup. If this happens it would be the first time in modern history that two non league teams are into the next round. They've just had their captain sent off too. Been a great weekend in the fa cup.

 

No.  it will be on tim tv though so should be easy enough to find a stream online. 

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