mizer Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 4-1 now WE WANT 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mentorred Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Maybe Walter will be joining Tony in the Dole Queue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgow sheep Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 My wee nephew will be a happy chap when he wakes up tomorrow and sees the Super Js score. That's a cracking result for them and they must have a good chance of overtaking Fearts for the top6. Wouldn't be unhappy about that as atleast it gives us a wee trip to tynecastle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyBiscuit Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Bayern 2 1 Man Utd Lyon 3 1 Bordeaux Goal in the last minute from Olic after some top class fannying about from Pat Rice Evra. It was all both teams deserved to be honest, Munich were the better side. Rooney got a dull yin on his foot at the end, Richard Keys promptly shat it and started hyperventilating about metatarsals etc and England's world cup chances... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick sheep Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 Rooney got a dull yin on his foot at the end, Richard Keys promptly shat it and started hyperventilating about metatarsals etc and England's world cup chances... wish I'd seen that! as a wise man once said, "roflcopter" top 6 is out of our reach really so given the choice, I'd much rather see st j make it than the purple huns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Rooney appeared to take a shocking dive in the first half. No surprise Sky didn't make much mention of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick sheep Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Yeah he's a cheating wee gobshite. Thought he'd cut down on that recently though. The whole united team were falling over when someone got within ten feet of them. Embarrassing. I think Utd will qualify in the end but would be great to see no English teams in the last 4. Barca v Lyon final please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyBiscuit Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Rooney appeared to take a shocking dive in the first half. No surprise Sky didn't make much mention of it. Wasn't as bad as Nani's play acting when Demichelis breathed on him. Embarrassing wee scrote of a mid-80s Michael Jackson lookalike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Surely we're in for a cracker tonight, or will it not live up to the hype? I'm expecting goals, possibly at least 4! Hope Fabregas makes it but it sounds unlikely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ally s Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 I'm expecting either a draw or a very narrow Barca victory. Hopefully the match lives up to the hype. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyBiscuit Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 It'll be 12-3 to Barca if Almunia plays as he did on Saturday. Marca are reporting that Fabregas will play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scarface Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Rooney appeared to take a shocking dive in the first half. No surprise Sky didn't make much mention of it. MILLIONS SHOCKED AS TWISTED ANKLE REVEALS DESOLATE, HOWLING VOID AT CENTRE OF THEIR WRETCHED LIVES MILLIONS of people across England were last night struck by the horrific realisation that Wayne Rooney's ankle health could influence their emotional well-being. As the Manchester United and England striker was helped from the pitch during the Champions' League quarter-final against Bayern Munich, men and women with jobs and houses found themselves consoling each other and expressing opinions abut the potential consequences of what had happened. Martin Bishop, a supporter of the England football team, said: "I'm not pretending to care about this. I'm not that pathetic. "As I watched Wayne Rooney hobbling off the pitch I realised that the success or failure of this gut-wrenchingly over-compensated little man genuinely meant something to me. "Like the first pangs of a massive vomit, I realised that if England lose a football match this summer it will make me very sad. I won't be following the herd or succumbing to mass psychosis, I will be sad because my country - whatever that means - has failed to defeat another country at a thing that is for the most part about millionaires making more money to spend on whores. And so that's why I have decided to kill myself." He added: "And as a way of atoning for the dreary and deliberately worthless life I have led, I'm going to use a pitchfork and a see-saw." Meanwhile, as tabloid newspaper The Sun urged the nation to 'pray' for Rooney, many of the people who work at The Sun reached into their desk drawer for the bottle of pure alcohol and methadone which transports them to a magical kingdom full of proper jobs and self-respect. Nathan Muir, a sports sub-editor, said: "I tell my children I work in a kitten abattoir." Tom Logan, who derives genuine happiness from the success of both England and Manchester United, added: "It was like I was able to move outside of my own body and then look back in. And all I could see was an empty desert in the middle of the night being battered by a constant and ferocious wind. "I think I'm going to stare out to sea for a long time and then begin the slow process of becoming an actual human being." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc_don Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Another game i'm going to be missing. I hope for an enthralling but narrow victory for either side just to keep it interesting next week! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgow sheep Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 MILLIONS SHOCKED AS TWISTED ANKLE REVEALS DESOLATE, HOWLING VOID AT CENTRE OF THEIR WRETCHED LIVES MILLIONS of people across England were last night struck by the horrific realisation that Wayne Rooney's ankle health could influence their emotional well-being. As the Manchester United and England striker was helped from the pitch during the Champions' League quarter-final against Bayern Munich, men and women with jobs and houses found themselves consoling each other and expressing opinions abut the potential consequences of what had happened. Martin Bishop, a supporter of the England football team, said: "I'm not pretending to care about this. I'm not that pathetic. "As I watched Wayne Rooney hobbling off the pitch I realised that the success or failure of this gut-wrenchingly over-compensated little man genuinely meant something to me. "Like the first pangs of a massive vomit, I realised that if England lose a football match this summer it will make me very sad. I won't be following the herd or succumbing to mass psychosis, I will be sad because my country - whatever that means - has failed to defeat another country at a thing that is for the most part about millionaires making more money to spend on whores. And so that's why I have decided to kill myself." He added: "And as a way of atoning for the dreary and deliberately worthless life I have led, I'm going to use a pitchfork and a see-saw." Meanwhile, as tabloid newspaper The Sun urged the nation to 'pray' for Rooney, many of the people who work at The Sun reached into their desk drawer for the bottle of pure alcohol and methadone which transports them to a magical kingdom full of proper jobs and self-respect. Nathan Muir, a sports sub-editor, said: "I tell my children I work in a kitten abattoir." Tom Logan, who derives genuine happiness from the success of both England and Manchester United, added: "It was like I was able to move outside of my own body and then look back in. And all I could see was an empty desert in the middle of the night being battered by a constant and ferocious wind. "I think I'm going to stare out to sea for a long time and then begin the slow process of becoming an actual human being." daily mash strikes again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Barca are immense so far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick sheep Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 mon the barca! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgow sheep Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 how the fuck did that end 2-2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 how the fuck did that end 2-2? I'm not really too sure, but it was a great game to watch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgow sheep Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Hibs 2-4 United :o In front of a crowd of just over 9,000. Wtf is going on there then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Padre™ Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Hibs are fucking brilliant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_min Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Currently trying to watch Valencia v Atletico Madrid in the Europa League, and sofar i've listened to 20 mins of talk about English teams in the Chumps League. Fucking annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyBiscuit Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Currently trying to watch Valencia v Atletico Madrid in the Europa League, and sofar i've listened to 20 mins of talk about English teams in the Chumps League. Fucking annoying. Turn it over? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_min Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 Turn it over? I'm enjoying getting angry at it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc_don Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 On my way to a club in london after going to craven cottage again. Not as good as some of the other games I've been to and it was a bit deflating seeing wolfsburg score an away goal they hardly deserved. But hey ho, decent enough game. Sounds like the liverpool game was full of fireworks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyBiscuit Posted April 1, 2010 Share Posted April 1, 2010 On my way to a club in london after going to craven cottage again. Not as good as some of the other games I've been to and it was a bit deflating seeing wolfsburg score an away goal they hardly deserved. But hey ho, decent enough game. Sounds like the liverpool game was full of fireworks? Fulham won me a lot of money tonight and so did that goal at the end for Wolfsburg (sorry to say) but no idea about the scouse cunts game. Still a cracking result for the "Cottagers". Money on Hodgson being next England boss? 8/11 I'd say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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