Introductions

[tup1]

AFC chatting has gone the same way as the team. Utter shit.

 

AFC Chat is now a haven for people who don't support Aberdeen and are mentally ill.

 

[GB1875]

Hola everyone. Room for a refugee from Chat?

 

i see my good mucker tup here, what up tup?

[Speckled Jim]

Bit of a lurker on here and also on Chat using the rather shite nom de plume of chief_wiggum. Having forgotten my password and changing my email address, I thought it was as good a chance as any to change my name.

Alright GB1875 hadn't  seen you on Chat for ages was wondering if you had succumbed to HIV or Corona

[GB1875]

48 minutes ago, Speckled Jim said:

Bit of a lurker on here and also on Chat using the rather shite nom de plume of chief_wiggum. Having forgotten my password and changing my email address, I thought it was as good a chance as any to change my name.

Alright GB1875 hadn't  seen you on Chat for ages was wondering if you had succumbed to HIV or Corona

Hey chief wiggum. Rumours of my death have been greatly exaggerated, jus been chilling with the collective.

[tup1]

3 hours ago, GB1875 said:

Hola everyone. Room for a refugee from Chat?

 

i see my good mucker tup here, what up tup?

I'm your old mucker?

[GB1875]

9 minutes ago, tup1 said:

I'm your old mucker?

Come on man, we’re old chat friends. The place hasn’t been the same without you.

[tup1]

3 hours ago, GB1875 said:

Come on man, we’re old chat friends. The place hasn’t been the same without you.

Well you’re right about that.

[Donofanewera]

What does GB stand for ?

 

tup seems like a decent fella 

[Donofanewera]

The hat is boring, same 5 Self righteous cunts arguing all time 

[GB1875]

4 hours ago, tup1 said:

Well you’re right about that.

See, good to make your acquaintance once again.

[Dad]

Hi there everyone - I'm Dad, an ex-Hat prick

Been a wee spell of awayed-ness there; time taken to regroup and replenish - the last couple of years took its toll thanks to the Dons being as bollocks as they were. 

It's tough to be a positive bastard when there's a large bucket of shite being poured onto the hope - hoo mama

 

Now Glass has us being ace - the desire to type pish hath returned

 

Lucky you guys haha - ah no

 

See yous at Hampden

Edited August 7, 2021 by Dad
spelling - eat your greens

[manc_don]

21 hours ago, Dad said:

Hi there everyone - I'm Dad, an ex-Hat prick

Been a wee spell of awayed-ness there; time taken to regroup and replenish - the last couple of years took its toll thanks to the Dons being as bollocks as they were. 

It's tough to be a positive bastard when there's a large bucket of shite being poured onto the hope - hoo mama

 

Now Glass has us being ace - the desire to type pish hath returned

 

Lucky you guys haha - ah no

 

See yous at Hampden

Welcome aboard! Always happy to take on board ex hat exiles pish writing is all our forte

[BigAl]

23 hours ago, Dad said:

Hi there everyone - I'm Dad, an ex-Hat prick

Been a wee spell of awayed-ness there; time taken to regroup and replenish - the last couple of years took its toll thanks to the Dons being as bollocks as they were. 

It's tough to be a positive bastard when there's a large bucket of shite being poured onto the hope - hoo mama

 

Now Glass has us being ace - the desire to type pish hath returned

 

Lucky you guys haha - ah no

 

See yous at Hampden

Welcome on board Dad ( you'll need to be a seriously auld fucker to qualify as my dad though ).

Thought you were  a long term poster on The Hat.

Delighted to see you over here. Did you have a fall out or just fed up with every thread over there regurgitating the same auld petty squabbles ?

[Elgindon]

Fair % of the more mature Dons fan over here. Welcome aboard 

[Dad]

4 hours ago, manc_don said:

Welcome aboard! Always happy to take on board ex hat exiles pish writing is all our forte

Good then son haha - let the pish spill (and its a fair size of barrel I've got by fuck - hoo mama)

 

3 hours ago, BigAl said:

Welcome on board Dad ( you'll need to be a seriously auld fucker to qualify as my dad though ).

Thought you were  a long term poster on The Hat.

Delighted to see you over here. Did you have a fall out or just fed up with every thread over there regurgitating the same auld petty squabbles ?

Much obliged son

And here - dinnae feel you cannae seek fatherly advice owing to summat at unimportant as age - there's terrific convos to be had regardless of being an old cunt: types of gels to apply to stiff joints and so on - I've heaps of wee nuggets of that ilk

The Hat - ach I don't know son - owt to complain about has always been there (pricks saying the same old pish or whatever). I'd always managed to carve my own wee path through the place - concentrate on your own lines of dialogue was always my mantra; and for sure there was manys a terrific convo had over the years. For me, the lack of a decent Dons team made it a tough ask to maintain my usual flavour...the wholesomeness slowly replaced by filth - a cunt like me was always in danger of being targeted by arseholes. Never one to shy away of course - but after a whiley, it gets to the stage where you're finding yourself sighing a bunch more than you used to, owing to the ever more frequent barbs and tired rhetorics. Nowt positive to speak of on the football front - you're left with the far less entertaining pish outlined above. All fine if there's an eventual line drawn - but there wasnae...back round we'd go time and time again. Plus its been a lengthy 5 and a bitty year spell on there; time to step aside and let another storyteller slip into the slot.  And of course there'll no doubt be a fair few folks I'm familiar with on here, who've previously utilised the Hat platform; it'll be terrific to re-engage with these fine cunts and catch up on whats occurred in between (probably)

 

 

8 minutes ago, Elgindon said:

Fair % of the more mature Dons fan over here. Welcome aboard 

Good  

Refreshing even to think about saying stuff that willnae be answered with disgusting accusations and name-calling haha

The off-season has been all about draining the defensive blisters; I'd near forgotten a time where I could have a whimsical convo free of dark web style chat - ah no.

On and up though son; great times ahead if all the signs are to be believed - thats the stuff

[AberdeenAbroad]

Hey everyone!

My name is Matt from Rhode Island in the US.

Traced my family roots all over Aberdeenshire, and have been following the reds from abroad for the past few seasons.

Happy to be here!

[BigAl]

40 minutes ago, AberdeenAbroad said:

Hey everyone!

My name is Matt from Rhode Island in the US.

Traced my family roots all over Aberdeenshire, and have been following the reds from abroad for the past few seasons.

Happy to be here!

Welcome aboard Matt

Would it be chicken of me to call you a Rhode Island Red 

We have a few members on here from your side on the pond.

[AberdeenAbroad]

5 minutes ago, BigAl said:

Welcome aboard Matt

Would it be chicken of me to call you a Rhode Island Red 

We have a few members on here from your side on the pond.

Well said! There was a former hockey team nearby called the Rhode Island Reds haha! Thanks for the warm welcome! Cheers!

[Elgindon]

Welcome on board sir   Seems to be as many on here from across the globe,as there are from around Aberdeen. Which part of the 'shire are your family from,and when did they leave?

[manc_don]

8 hours ago, AberdeenAbroad said:

Hey everyone!

My name is Matt from Rhode Island in the US.

Traced my family roots all over Aberdeenshire, and have been following the reds from abroad for the past few seasons.

Happy to be here!

Welcome aboard the intl' crew!