Biggalloot Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 From an older game but brilliant commentary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket_scientist Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 This got sent to me by e-mail today. Pity if the cute lickle animal pics don't come out but it's a good un nevertheless: - There are 4 questions. Don’t miss one. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down. The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. 2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Did you say: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator? Wrong answer. Correct answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend . . . except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the Professionals they tested got all questions wrong but many pre-schoolers got several correct answers. Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlg1903 Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Its pretty fucking lame. I dont see any mention on being taken up on animal cruelty for putting live animals in a fridge in thinking about repurcussions of previous activities. The reason why a lot of people got questions wrong is because they are stupid fucking questions with stupid fucking answers. The whole "you can only evaluate what is in front of you" ideal is all well and good but it does little for encouraging rational thought when you have to think of things like twenty foot tall fridges and animals of different species all huddling together to listen to a Lion guest speaker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgowdon Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Its pretty fucking lame. I dont see any mention on being taken up on animal cruelty for putting live animals in a fridge in thinking about repurcussions of previous activities. The reason why a lot of people got questions wrong is because they are stupid fucking questions with stupid fucking answers. The whole "you can only evaluate what is in front of you" ideal is all well and good but it does little for encouraging rational thought when you have to think of things like twenty foot tall fridges and animals of different species all huddling together to listen to a Lion guest speaker. You're just upset you didn't get an invite to the conference. Get over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc_don Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 You're just upset you didn't get an invite to the conference. Get over it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocket_scientist Posted September 15, 2011 Share Posted September 15, 2011 Must have been an oldie since Andersen's went bust over Enron, assuming Anderson was spelt wrong. The "consulting" division turned into Accenture who sponsored a mixed race golfer with a penchant for purely white trash poontang. No wonder they missed the corporate shenanigans in the biggest (yet exposed) corporate fraud in history, inventing silly questions about animals, conferences and fridges instead of auditing the more far-fetched goings on by the Texan cheats. Bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrant Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 I got 1 to 3 wrong but 4 right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlg1903 Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Well I think I have every right to be a bit miffed at not getting invited to the conference, jagers mum is forever calling me an animal :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgowdon Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Well I think I have every right to be a bit miffed at not getting invited to the conference, jagers mum is forever calling me an animal :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick sheep Posted September 16, 2011 Share Posted September 16, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlg1903 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 The souness of the womens game? Amazing she stayed on the pitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biggalloot Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Must be using one of these instead of one of these Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madbadteacher Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Worth a look? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_widdows Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 The souness of the womens game? Amazing she stayed on the pitch! More amazed that no one retaliated. I say amazed when I mean dismayed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glasgow sheep Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 After some clever footwork the young striker ruins a good opportunity by putting in a useless cross. Oh, hold on... http://www.wsc.co.uk/content/view/7759 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom_widdows Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgdIE2t8QkM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
octavion Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 please check out description on this ebay item 180726587776 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_min Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 please check out description on this ebay item 180726587776 What so funny about it Nigel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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caledonia Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 woman refs eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caledonia Posted September 24, 2011 Share Posted September 24, 2011 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180726587776?ru=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2Fsch%2Fi.html%3F_from%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dp5197.m570.l1313%26_nkw%3D180726587776%26_sacat%3DSee-All-Categories%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1 Bitter? hope he accepts local pick up as his wife clearly did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 woman refs eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave_min Posted September 25, 2011 Share Posted September 25, 2011 Many lols in here: http://stackoverflow.com/questions/143701/what-is-the-worst-class-variable-function-name-you-have-ever-encountered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harcus Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Aye, if you're into coding. Which no normal person is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrant Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Aye, if you're into coding. Which no normal person is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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