rocket_scientist Posted March 14, 2012 Report Posted March 14, 2012 Cut to the chase rocket. did you crack one off to this event? If you didn't then you are gay. I hate fucking poofs. I'm a man, me. Quote
fatjim Posted March 14, 2012 Report Posted March 14, 2012 I hate fucking poofs. I'm a man, me. You've tried it though. That's good. At least you hate it based upon experience. Quote
rocket_scientist Posted March 14, 2012 Report Posted March 14, 2012 You've tried it though. That's good. At least you hate it based upon experience. Not celeryness. I may hate it based on fear of liking it. Quote
fatjim Posted March 14, 2012 Report Posted March 14, 2012 Not celeryness. I may hate it based on fear of liking it. That's a given and a taken. Quote
rocket_scientist Posted March 14, 2012 Report Posted March 14, 2012 That's a given and a taken. Well if is is, I'll be the daddy. Quote
fatjim Posted March 14, 2012 Report Posted March 14, 2012 Well if is is, I'll be the daddy. Stop coming on to me old man. Quote
rocket_scientist Posted March 14, 2012 Report Posted March 14, 2012 Stop coming on to me old man. I would drown you in it young boy. Quote
fatjim Posted March 14, 2012 Report Posted March 14, 2012 I would drown you in it young boy. Are we talking bukkake? Quote
rocket_scientist Posted March 14, 2012 Report Posted March 14, 2012 Are we talking bukkake? I don't talk. I act. Knowing about that particular process is as culpable as participating in it. The bukkakee is a sorry specimen. A bukkakor is equally sad. I just ejaculate on people in a light hearted, fun manner. Not that the random people on the bus or train always appreciate this. Quote
fatjim Posted March 14, 2012 Report Posted March 14, 2012 That sort of behaviour will get you on the register again. Is there any way of getting further up the register like it is a ladder league? I rape your wife and I go above you. You suck off my dog and you go above me. might make it more competitive. Quote
CtS Posted March 14, 2012 Report Posted March 14, 2012 Rape my wife and you become the undisputed world heavyweight champion. Quote
fatjim Posted March 14, 2012 Report Posted March 14, 2012 Rape my wife and you become the undisputed world heavyweight champion. It's not rape with your wife though. It's a mercy fuck. You can't get on the register for mercy fucks. Quote
rocket_scientist Posted March 14, 2012 Report Posted March 14, 2012 The fact that a story of a fish eating a cow turns into mercy fucks and the administering of oral sex upon a dog is a level of depravity not usual for the United Kingdom. Syria possibly, but not Great Britain. I think I need a Campari and Soda to calm down. Or maybe a Cinzano or Pimms. Quote
glasgowdon Posted March 14, 2012 Report Posted March 14, 2012 The fact that a story of a fish eating a cow turns into mercy fucks and the administering of oral sex upon a dog is a level of depravity not usual for the United Kingdom. Syria possibly, but not Great Britain. I think I need a Campari and Soda to calm down. Or maybe a Cinzano or Pimms. Truly hideous beverage, the embodiment of evil. I can tell you a story about how I came to learn this if you make some toast. Quote
glasgowdon Posted March 15, 2012 Report Posted March 15, 2012 http://www.wimp.com/dogcourse/ LOL Love how it's an instant DQ. Quote
fatjim Posted March 22, 2012 Report Posted March 22, 2012 I'm surprised CTS even lets his wife out never mind making a total cunt of herself down the local and on the WWW. Quote
rocket_scientist Posted March 27, 2012 Report Posted March 27, 2012 The pope LOOKS like a child molester. Not that there is necessarily a template. A man's life and thoughts are written in his face. Whereas I am the picture of health, wisdom and serenity, that weirdo looks sick. If me and the pope walked into a boozer, the chicks would all flock to me and the dogs would whimper under the table at the sight of the false white-robed cretin. Not that dogs should be allowed in pubs. They stink. Cunts who go for a walk with the dog and come in for a swift one should fuck off. It's your ugly stinking hound. You deal with it and don't subject the rest of us with having to endure it's stupid face. Then there's patrons who think dogs are cute and give it all this attention. They only think it's half cute really but by showering affection on it, not only do they feed the thick dog's insatiable need, they satiate their own. It's like they're proving to the rest of the pub that they are capable of giving love when the reality is that their stupid lickle lives are notable by a complete absence of love, both giving and receiving. 20+ degrees today, it's supposed to be. Absolutely magic. Golf this afternoon. The world is great. Quote
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