Stuff wot i found on teh internetz

[El Padre™]

Gary Caldwell's Twitter, worth a chuckle:

 

http://twitter.com/GaryCaldwell5

 

"Gary doesn't shower in the morning. I wake up smelling of success, why wash that off? Straight to breakfast."

 

"Not many people have a carvery for breakfast...Not many people are Gary Caldwell."

 

"Off to China Buffet King; "eat what you like for £9" - Gary Caldwell's going to eat their cutlery"

 

[BobbyBiscuit]

I've stood perfectly still for the last 43 minutes.

 

It's funny cos it's true!! 

 

"He" also mentions Willo Flood... is he still at Ra Sellick?

[Slim]

http://www.sketchysantas.com/ 

[Slim]

Polish Ultras at an Under 11 tournament:

 

 

Gets good from 1.20 onwards.

[maverick sheep]

Polish Ultras at an Under 11 tournament:

 

 

Gets good from 1.20 onwards.

 

subtract the singing but keep the flares and toilet paper = boring as fuck unless yr stoned and feel like staring.

 

Subtract the flares and toilet paper but keep the singing = just as good an atmosphere.

 

Atmosphere in Scotland being shit is 100% to do with lack of singing. Flares are pointless.

[Slim]

It was more that the loud singing then mayhem with flares and toilet rolls, etc, happened at a football tournament for 10 year old children than 'wow look at the display ooooh it's so pretty'.

[BobbyBiscuit]

http://www.youtube.com/user/tobasi#p/u/29/y3gStWeRMl8

 

[BobbyBiscuit]

I assume he's getting his cock sucked out of picture to make facial expressions like that! 

 

Half of the comments I get on my videos concern the faces I make whilesinging. Some of you find them funny, ridiculous, scary or ugly. When Iperform music I "put everything into it" so I don't pay specialattention to the way my face looks.

So please don't judge a book by its cover too much. These videos are no job interviews they are just amateur music performances.

 

[minijc]

Fook me, it's Dave_min with normal hair.

[Kowalski]

http://www.puppybeef.com/recipes.php

[El Padre™]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujZsFOGT-Ko

[maverick sheep]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f-TMSbQ8mk

[dave_min]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f-TMSbQ8mk

 

 

I'd read about that, but not actually seen it until now. Apparantly, it's not on the list of banned words to use in the Irish Parliment!

[Kowalski]

For fans of Malcolm Tucker...

 

 

 

EDIT: You'll need sound to hear The Thick of It reference.

[mizer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRfRrvx1QYQ

 

WTF, tattooing eyeballs 

[glasgowdon]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADAB13wnnBQ

 

Pedal pumping... FIT... THE... FUCK?!?!?!?

 

loads of videos inna - weird

 

Wet. Tracky.

[Ajja]

 

Sleep wiv da niggers!

[mizer]

 

Sleep wiv da niggers!

 

Best thing I have seen on the internet in ages 

[Guest rocket debris]

that was surely staged?

If it was then an examination of the motives and objectives of the stager might be interesting, or more likely fruitless.

 

The impression it left with me, other than being funny as fuck, was how entrenched racism is in the old.

 

Looking at her, the act of her sleeping wiv da nigger must surely have been more than half a century ago yet he's spouting it presumably as an intended insult. Remarkable. Good on the old bitch. Cock and cunts.

[TENEMENTFUNSTER]

Best thing I have seen on the internet in ages 

 

Agreed! Fucking hilarious!

[BobbyBiscuit]

that was surely staged?

[Guest rocket debris]

I am extremely disappointed that you consider that my arse could accomodate her whole hand, wrinkly or otherwise.

[glasgowdon]

What the hell just happened?

[glasgowdon]

We watched your mum and dad arguing.

 

That wasn't my mum.

[mizer]

And the moral of this story is.......... (start at 1.50 & and wait for 4.25)

 

 

......if you are a wee laddie dont fuck with the Ukrainian army.