Stuff wot i found on teh internetz

Nellie The Don · July 5, 2010

Cretins such as this get a vote in the most powerful country in the world.

Jesus.

I don't think they're big on voting in China.

Madbadteacher · July 6, 2010

"Play soccer... go to hell"

Support AFC...live in purgatory

Harcus · July 30, 2010

A naked woman has been injured after falling through a building roof in Aberdeen.

Emergency services were called to the scene of the incident in Bridge Street at about 1100 BST and roads in the area were closed.

The woman had been taken to Aberdeen Royal Infirmary for treatment to suspected minor injuries.

A man, also believed to have been naked, was also checked over at the scene but was uninjured.

Grampian Police said the incident was being investigated.

xGav8 · July 30, 2010

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9zAXMmhobI&feature=player_embedded

Kowalski · August 2, 2010

Aye, they were shagging on the roof!

Aberdeen woman devastated after reading about naked rooftop romp
Shocked fiancee ponders future with boyfriend

By Charlotte Jordan

Published: 02/08/2010

THE fiancee of a man alleged to have had a naked rooftop romp with another woman in Aberdeen today told how she was devastated.

Katy Forsyth didn’t hear about the alleged incident until she picked up a copy of the Evening Express.

Katy’s fiance Darren Hamill, known as Ennan, has now been charged in connection with the alleged incident, said to have involved him and chemistry student Alex Kutarnia.

Grampian Police were called out on Friday at 11.30am after a naked couple were allegedly spotted frolicking on a roof in the Bridge Street area of Aberdeen.

Slim · August 2, 2010

Have a look at the comments under the story here: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2010/08/01/agony-of-woman-as-fiance-is-caught-having-sex-with-another-woman-on-rooftop-86908-22456212/

Boy's denying he was shagging her. She was naked, he was there but not shagging her but he didn't have a camera either. Needs a better alibi methinks.

dave_min · August 2, 2010

I'd certainly get naked with her!

mizer · August 4, 2010

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1548157267866

glasgowdon · August 4, 2010

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1548157267866

I saw that today. I had a chuckle.

manc_don · August 4, 2010

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-10863075

Forgotten Eurotunnel passengers taken back to England
Passengers were taken back to Folkestone before reaching their destination more than two hours late Eurotunnel is investigating after passengers were taken from Folkestone to France and back again without being able to get off the train.

Seven vehicles were left on the train on Saturday because staff forgot to unload one of the wagons.

The error occurred after a fuel spill meant one of the wagons was left empty.

When the train reached Calais, staff unloaded the front cars but did not realise there were more cars behind the empty wagon.

Train crews realised what had happened while they were on the way back to Kent and made an announcement but were not able to do anything until they got back to Folkestone.

The passengers, who had to wait a further two-and-a-half hours to reach their destination, have been given a refund and offered a ticket for the next time they travel.

manc_don · August 6, 2010

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/08/05/wyclef-jean-officially-running-haiti-president_n_672763.html

PORT-AU-PRINCE, Haiti (AP) -- Singer Wyclef Jean officially announced his bid to be president of Haiti to a roaring crowd of supporters on Thursday, thrusting himself into a contentious race to lead an impoverished country reeling from a devastating earthquake.

At one point the hip hop artist-turned-politician bodysurfed on the hands of bandana-waving supporters in Haiti's capital and stepped onto a speaker truck to address the crowd of hundreds. Jean had submitted his candidacy papers 10 minutes before the provisional electoral office closed.

"America has Barack Obama and Haiti has Wyclef Jean," shouted Jean, who was born in Haiti but raised in Brooklyn, N.Y. Many in the crowd wore T-shirts distributed by supporters.

Carrying his wailing 5-year-old daughter on his shoulders, Jean told The Associated Press: "It's a moment in time and in history. It's very emotional."

The former Fugees frontman enters a highly competitive and crowded race for a difficult and dangerous job. Only one person has completed a democratically elected 5-year term in Haiti's history - current President Rene Preval - who is poised to do it again and hand it off to an elected successor.

The winner of the Nov. 28 general elections inherits a destroyed capital, 1.6 million homeless people and countless groups fighting over billions of dollars in international reconstruction funds pledged after a January earthquake that killed an estimated 300,000 people.

Jean originally planned to join the coalition of Pierre Eric Jean-Jacques, former Chamber of Deputies leader. But he switched at the last minute to Jean-Jacques' brother's party to make room for government planner Leslie Voltaire in Jean-Jaques' coalition.

Kowalski · August 6, 2010

A US appeals court has ruled a couple who gave their children Nazi-inspired names should not regain custody, citing the risk of serious injury to them.

Adolf Hitler Campbell, 4, and his sisters, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation, 3, and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie, 2, were taken from their New Jersey home in 2009.

The case first came to public attention in December 2008 after a shop refused to decorate a birthday cake for Adolf.

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