dave_min Posted April 29, 2011 Report Posted April 29, 2011 On 29/04/2011 at 11:48, manc_don said: Just say yes to both Kate and Pippa Middleton! Quote
Kowalski Posted April 29, 2011 Report Posted April 29, 2011 You just know Harry is going to try and fire into Pippa later on tonight! Quote
Reekie_Red Posted April 29, 2011 Report Posted April 29, 2011 Reckon that'd be a good way of paying back the national-debt. Make the "Harry vs Pippa All-Nighter" a pay-per-view. Boozing up at the royal bar. Couple of lines of cocaine at the royal drug-store. And then Harry and Pippa get it on whilst she wears the crown jewels. Win! Quote
Ptayles Posted April 29, 2011 Report Posted April 29, 2011 On 29/04/2011 at 12:00, Kowalski said: You just know Harry is going to try and fire into Pippa later on tonight! :lolabove: Wouldnt surprise me Quote
CtS Posted April 29, 2011 Report Posted April 29, 2011 Aye she'll be on the end of a right Royal rogering tonight, the Harry hammer. One would be mad not to... Quote
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted April 30, 2011 Author Report Posted April 30, 2011 You're right Jager, public places are not for enjoyment. Or the public. Quote
RDU_64 Posted May 1, 2011 Report Posted May 1, 2011 Apparently the new Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were wining and dining in Orkney last night. Quote
tom_widdows Posted May 1, 2011 Report Posted May 1, 2011 On 01/05/2011 at 06:11, Jagerdeen said: The real Scotland's Shame isn't Rangers... it's Weedgies! Wedgies are scotland shame? Quote
Azteca1903 Posted May 1, 2011 Report Posted May 1, 2011 On 01/05/2011 at 06:11, Jagerdeen said: Mr Cameron missed an all important caveat when allowing street parties. He should've said only "Pimms & Lemonade", nae Buckfast! The real Scotland's Shame isn't Rangers... it's Weedgies! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfIHnGY5PGc Quote
tom_widdows Posted May 5, 2011 Report Posted May 5, 2011 On 01/05/2011 at 16:37, Jagerdeen said: Irvine Welsh spells it "weedgies" and he's an award winning author. So fuck you. Hes an award winning author who cannot spell or has a poor choice of minions checking his work. If you can show where the letter 'D' appears in the words 'Glasgow' or 'Glaswegian' I may consider your offer. Quote
Andrew Posted December 3, 2012 Report Posted December 3, 2012 Having a baby. That is going to be the news ruined for the next couple of years. Quote
BigAl Posted December 3, 2012 Report Posted December 3, 2012 On 03/12/2012 at 16:27, Andrew said: Having a baby. That is going to be the news ruined for the next couple of years. FFS min, someone piss in your cornflakes this morning or something Quote
maverick sheep Posted December 3, 2012 Report Posted December 3, 2012 On 03/12/2012 at 19:55, BigAl said: FFS min, someone piss in your cornflakes this morning or something pishy cornflakes or no, he's absolutely right. Quote
CtS Posted December 3, 2012 Report Posted December 3, 2012 I wonder if she was impregnated during that wee break when she was pictured topless? I want to pump her even more now, I've got a bit of a 'pregnant' fetish I think. Quote
scotfree Posted December 4, 2012 Report Posted December 4, 2012 What a load of fucking shite. Who gives a fuck if the dole bludgers are pregnant. Quote
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted December 5, 2012 Author Report Posted December 5, 2012 She's only pregnant because she's no got a decent set of tits to finish on. CtS is confusing having a preggers fetish wi being a chubbyluvva. Quote
Tyrant Posted December 5, 2012 Report Posted December 5, 2012 On 05/12/2012 at 14:03, TENEMENTFUNSTER said: She's only pregnant because she's no got a decent set of tits to finish on. CtS is confusing having a preggers fetish wi being a chubbyluvva. Stolen. Quote
mizer Posted December 7, 2012 Report Posted December 7, 2012 Nurse who took the call from the DJs has topped herself apparently Quote
glasgow sheep Posted December 7, 2012 Report Posted December 7, 2012 On 07/12/2012 at 14:59, mizer said: Nurse who took the call from the DJs has topped herself apparently what?!?! Quote
Kowalski Posted December 7, 2012 Report Posted December 7, 2012 Just seen it. Apologies for linking to this right wing rag: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2244608/Receptionist-Kate-hospital-duped-Australian-DJs-prank-phone-dies-suspected-suicide.html#ixzz2ENP9v1I3 Quote
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