Prince William

[dave_min]

Just say yes to both Kate and Pippa Middleton! 

 

[Kowalski]

You just know Harry is going to try and fire into Pippa later on tonight!

[Reekie_Red]

Reckon that'd be a good way of paying back the national-debt. Make the "Harry vs Pippa All-Nighter" a pay-per-view.

 

Boozing up at the royal bar. Couple of lines of cocaine at the royal drug-store. And then Harry and Pippa get it on whilst she wears the crown jewels.

 

Win!

[Ptayles]

You just know Harry is going to try and fire into Pippa later on tonight!

:lolabove: Wouldnt surprise me

[CtS]

Aye she'll be on the end of a right Royal rogering tonight, the Harry hammer.  One would be mad not to...

 

 

 

 

[Tyrant]

You're not wrong, CtS!

 

[TENEMENTFUNSTER]

You're right Jager, public places are not for enjoyment. Or the public.

[RDU_64]

Apparently the new Duke and Duchess of Cambridge were wining and dining in Orkney last night.

[tom_widdows]

The real Scotland's Shame isn't Rangers... it's Weedgies! 

 

Wedgies are scotland shame?

 

 

 

[Azteca1903]

Mr Cameron missed an all important caveat when allowing street parties.

 

He should've said only "Pimms & Lemonade", nae Buckfast!

 

The real Scotland's Shame isn't Rangers... it's Weedgies! 

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfIHnGY5PGc

 

 

[tom_widdows]

Irvine Welsh spells it "weedgies" and he's an award winning author.

 

So fuck you. 

Hes an award winning author who cannot spell or has a poor choice of minions checking his work.

 

If you can show where the letter 'D' appears in the words 'Glasgow' or 'Glaswegian' I may consider your offer.

 

 

 

 

[Andrew]

Having a baby. That is going to be the news ruined for the next couple of years.

[BigAl]

Having a baby. That is going to be the news ruined for the next couple of years.

 

FFS min, someone piss in your cornflakes this morning or something

[maverick sheep]

 

FFS min, someone piss in your cornflakes this morning or something

 

pishy cornflakes or no, he's absolutely right.

[glasgow sheep]

[CtS]

I wonder if she was impregnated during that wee break when she was pictured topless?  I want to pump her even more now, I've got a bit of a 'pregnant' fetish I think.

 

 

 

 

[scotfree]

What a load of fucking shite. Who gives a fuck if the dole bludgers are pregnant. 

[Madbadteacher]

Who?

[Tyrant]

Fuck the royals.

[TENEMENTFUNSTER]

She's only pregnant because she's no got a decent set of tits to finish on.

 

CtS is confusing having a preggers fetish wi being a chubbyluvva.

[Tyrant]

She's only pregnant because she's no got a decent set of tits to finish on.

 

CtS is confusing having a preggers fetish wi being a chubbyluvva.

 

 

Stolen. 

[mizer]

Nurse who took the call from the DJs has topped herself apparently 

[glasgow sheep]

Nurse who took the call from the DJs has topped herself apparently 

 

what?!?!

[Kowalski]

Just seen it.  Apologies for linking to this right wing rag:

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2244608/Receptionist-Kate-hospital-duped-Australian-DJs-prank-phone-dies-suspected-suicide.html#ixzz2ENP9v1I3

[glasgow sheep]

I smell another enquiry