Divorce.

[scotfree]

Anyone on here ever went through a divorce? And if so any tips? Cue the smart arse comments. 

[Tyrant]

Aye. Don't get married.

[scotfree]

Aye your advice is only 18 years late Tyrant.

[Tyrant]

Sorry, mate. All I can do is wish you all the best and hope you get through to the other end of it with your will to live intact!

[scotfree]

Cheers mate.    Just turned 40 this year and they say life starts at 40. Fingers crossed.

[fatjim]

Say bye bye to your pension if you have one.

[BigAl]

Say bye bye to your pension if you have one.

 

nail on head, I'm afraid...however make a pre emptive strike and empty any joint bank accounts or any other savings as soon as possible, unless of course she has already beaten you to it mate.

 

P.S Sorry to hear the news, but just remember the darkest hour is always just before the dawn (unless we're refering to the Dons when the darkest hour is immediately before the next darkest hour)

[Tyrant]

 

nail on head, I'm afraid...however make a pre emptive strike and empty any joint bank accounts or any other savings as soon as possible, unless of course she has already beaten you to it mate.

 

P.S Sorry to hear the news, but just remember the darkest hour is always just before the dawn (unless we're refering to the Dons when the darkest hour is immediately before the next darkest hour)

[scunnered999]

Say bye bye to your pension if you have one.

 

The best bit of advice I would give you is to get a solicitor and let him sort out the details. Worst mistake I made was trying to sort things out between us.

 

I ended up keeping my pension, but had to give up claim to my share of matrimonial home - you just have to decide what's in your best interests.

 

Hope things work out OK for you.

[maverick sheep]

You'll be fine...just so long as you never forced her to take 3 points on her driving licence for you.

[TENEMENTFUNSTER]

Good solicitor mate.

[fatjim]

Madbad might have some advice on avoiding a messy divorce. 

[TENEMENTFUNSTER]

Madbad might have some advice on avoiding a messy divorce. 

 

Categorically the best piece of advice so far.

 

And you get to hide the body!

[CtS]

[Andrew]

Fucking hell, a bit risque.

[TENEMENTFUNSTER]

Not if you do it right.

[Madbadteacher]

Madbad might have some advice on avoiding a messy divorce. 

 

[scotfree]

Thanks guy's. Been in Oz 18 years so i don't think the pension thing really matters. I'm off to Canada in a year anyway so won't be back home again more than likely. I told her she can keep everything but my cds' and my CD player. Don't want this to get messy. Thank fuck we have no kids.

 

 

[Kowalski]

Thanks guy's. Been in Oz 18 years so i don't think the pension thing really matters. I'm off to Canada in a year anyway so won't be back home again more than likely. I told her she can keep everything but my cds' and my CD player. Don't want this to get messy. Thank fuck we have no kids.

 

 

 

Not good mate, just wanted to wish you all the best.

 

Sure you shouldn't be giving her some of your CDs?  I've heard you own some right pish.

[Mentorred]

Your not letting her keep your AFC top are you??? Seriously though good luck on your new adventure sorry things did not work out for you guys. As you say least you don't have kids stuck in the middle of it all.

[fatjim]

Your not letting her keep your AFC top are you??? Seriously though good luck on your new adventure sorry things did not work out for you guys. As you say least you don't have kids stuck in the middle of it all.

 

conjoined twins?