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Sunday 1st December 2024 - kick-off 3pm

Scottish Premiership - Hearts v Aberdeen

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I done it.  :wave:

 

 

Grassi in midfield?...

???

 

Was a bit selective I admit. What I was trying to say was that he was bad enough in his actual position, so McGhee starting him for a string of games in the centre of midfield made him (and the team) look substantially worse. Probably a failed attempt on my part to appear clever. Justified it in the accompanying piece:

 

Although initially a defender, the most backward of logic from Mark McGhee saw Grassi thrust into the centre of midfield, where his dizzying clumsiness was laid bare. Left-footed and calamitous, he seemed bewildered by the pace and even the standard of SPL football, watching games take place around him before periodically sticking out a wild leg like a terrified horse in the middle of a busy shopping precinct. The high watermark of his popularity came after just a couple of fleeting appearances, when he donned an AFC-themed facemask to protect a fractured cheekbone. If only Davide hadn’t kicked a ball subsequently, he’d be remembered a hero.

 

And aye, Ifil was that bad.  ;)

 

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Haraldur Ingolfsson is rumoured to be disconsolate at missing out on the final XI.

 

FFS fuck sake Ifil just was not that bad!

 

Are you for real?  It was bad enough he couldn't kick the ball straight, but he was so bad, he even once chucked a throw-in out of play on the same touchline.

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No Mo Chalalli, Tom Jones, Dave Bus, Gary Hackett, Alex Notman, Juan Cobian, Patricio Billio, Mike Bird, Lubomir Blaha, Tzanko Tzvetanov, Tony Warner, Ricky Gillies, Michele Lombardi and Andreas Velicka?

 

 

By christ we've had some crap in our time  ;)

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Brian O'Neil has to be in there...

Disagree.... the biggest waste of £850k in our history but amongst the worst eleven players in our history....sorry but can't agree.

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