IntoTheValley Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Dunfermline Athletic F.C. are the latest in a long line of football clubs suffering from years of financial mismanagement at the hands of the blazerati, who have been masquerading as upstanding custodians of our proud 128-year-old football club. Our club is now in administration and Pars fans are pulling together to raise enough funds to get us through the remaining weeks of the season. One of our initiatives is a fundraising evening at East End Park this Saturday, where we will have a number of ex-players and managers appearing. We are also running an auction and raffle and we are appealing to the wider football community to lend us a hand. You can do this by purchasing a raffle ticket for £5. Payment can be made via Paypal to: matthew_lafferty@hotmail.com. Here is a list of raffle prizes you could win: * Signed (x 10) 1961 Pars Scottish Cup-winning team photograph * Collection of signed football memorabilia (2 signed Southampton pics, signed Ipswich Town programme, signed Tim Howard pic) * Framed DAFC 'Dream Team' presentation * Squad-signed Pars First Division champs photo * Richie Byrne's signed, matchworn Nike Mercurial boots * 'The Complete Poems & Songs of Robert Burns' book, signed by the First Minister, Alex Salmond * 'A Shirt Box Full of Songs' book, signed by Barbara Dickson * 'Hibs Boy' book, signed by Andy Blance * Pars home top signed by Toploader * Athletic Club Bilbao home top * Match-prepared, squad-signed Pars 'Harris 55' long-sleeved away top * Paton and Campbell signed Pars photo with First Division trophy * 3 signed Stewart Petrie Testimonial programmes * Framed, signed Scotland top * One night dinner, bed & breakfast at the Pitbauchlie, Dunfermline * The Big Black & White book, signed by 11 * Alhambra Theatre poster for the cancelled event, 'Pars Cup Heroes', signed by 11 * Signed Dumbarton top * Signed Pars balls x 4 * Signed Alloa ball * Signed Hibs ball * Signed Cowdenbeath ball * Squad-signed Cowdenbeath home top * Bottle of Cowdenbeath whiskey * Woodrow's Pars 1991-92 calendar, signed by 16 * 2011-12 championship-winning Pars photograph, signed by 22 * Sheffield Wednesday squad signed top * Pars-style jewellery * Signed Sale Sharks top * Matchworn, squad-signed Raith Rovers long-sleeved top * Squad-signed Pars home top * Squad-signed, Scotland rugby top * Matchworn, signed Marco Ruitenbeek Pars goalie top * Pars black and red away top signed by 25 legends * Irn Bru SFL ball, signed by 25 Pars legends * Signed Gordon & Sarah Brown books Your £5 will make a huge difference and we appreciate any assistance you can give us. For more info and photographs of our items, check out our Facebook (intothevalleydafc) and Twitter (@parsodyssey). All the best, Into The Valley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maverick sheep Posted April 18, 2013 Share Posted April 18, 2013 Erm, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Not sure you'll get too much interest on here There are a right few items on that list you'd need to pay me to take off your hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrant Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Not sure you'll get too much interest on here There are a right few items on that list you'd need to pay me to take off your hands Like the signed Richie Byrne boots? He's a Dons legend min.. Ach I'm not going to knock this dude for trying. I'm actually envious that they're not as apathetic towards their clubs as I am towards mine. If I wasn't I'd probably do the same thing had the roles been reversed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrant Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Erm, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BigAl Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Like the signed Richie Byrne boots? He's a Dons legend min.. Ach I'm not going to knock this dude for trying. I'm actually envious that they're not as apathetic towards their clubs as I am towards mine. If I wasn't I'd probably do the same thing had the roles been reversed. And in fairness Tyrant, I'm not knocking him for trying either just don't expect many folk on here to show much interest. As an after thought, where is the infamous signed t shirt by Deek & Daz Dung, and why nothing from JC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 There's some belters in there. A signed Alloa ball. Signed Gordon and Sarah Brown books. Good luck to them though. I might have contributed if there was a signed sun tan bottle from JC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stewart Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 I'd have taken a signed Gary Dempsey shirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Bizarrely I have a signed Pars top somewhere stashed, unwanted golf booby prize! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Bizarrely I have a signed Pars top somewhere stashed, unwanted golf booby prize! Ok i'll come clean....I have a signed Cousins of William away top that I won in a raffle. In fairness I did once try to sell it on E Bay and failed to get a single bid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted April 19, 2013 Share Posted April 19, 2013 Ok i'll come clean....I have a signed Cousins of William away top that I won in a raffle. In fairness I did once try to sell it on E Bay and failed to get a single bid Get a camera, set the top up on the line, pour over with parafin, set the video camera going and set fire. Put video on Youtube and monitise it. Money will roll in! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madbadteacher Posted April 20, 2013 Share Posted April 20, 2013 Sosy vacuum cleaner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nellie The Don Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Tbh be honest, if Scotland needs to reduce the number of senior clubs, and I think it does, quite drastically, Dunfermline seems like a perfectly good place to start. Why not bin Raith, Cowdenbeath and East fife at the same time. One senior club should be enough for a place the size of Fife. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrant Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 If one club was to remain in Fife I'd like it to be Raith since they have a chairman with his head screwed on straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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