Kowalski Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Anyone got any amusing ones? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superstar Tradesman Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 4) What goes on in Madrid, stays in Madrid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigAl Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 4) What goes on in Madrid, stays in Madrid. Preciously ST. What happens on tour and a' that. However if others are happy to go in print, then I'm happy reading them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 1) One of my mates drank so much on match day he got alcohol poisoning on Friday 2) We saw Casillas play Nadal at tennis at the Bernabea, and got close to Casillas afterwards 3) The globe reds beat glasgow uni at pool 4) Me and topcorner ended up getting lost before the game on the metro and wandered into the Frente Ultras bar......who were going nuts and bouncing around. They bought us booze and tapas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyBiscuit Posted December 2, 2007 Share Posted December 2, 2007 Anyone got any amusing ones? 1) somebody I know who queue'd 17 hours inside the RDS for his ticket, was so drunk in Madrid that he slept through the entire game 2) I lost my footing at the game and promptly fell into the row in front (saw some others doing this too) and created a domino effect on 4 rows. Thankfully the guys in front were okay about it. I blame the steepness of the stand! 3) somebody I know shat himself in a brothel and left his boxers in a cistern in said brothel! So, you don't have any amusing stories of Madrid yourself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kowalski Posted December 3, 2007 Author Share Posted December 3, 2007 2) We saw Casillas play Nadal at tennis at the Bernabea, and got close to Casillas afterwards So did we! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 So did we. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChimp Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 1) One of my mates drank so much on match day he got alcohol poisoning on Friday Just one?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Just one?! Who else was sick all over themselves in bed then on the metro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChimp Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Who else was sick all over themselves in bed then on the metro? Ah Mr Sickbag was a fair state! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alfromsleep Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Anyone who saw the state of my eyes on Thursday will know my funniest moment! Hint : Dinna rub yer tired eyes after eatin McDonalds chips covered in salt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Robo Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Mizer used gay Nivea Lotion........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcorner Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 ...and offering vaseline for people to use on their bumhole apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 ...and offering vaseline for people to use on their bumhole apparently Aye, not his own. I was informed he prefers the "flipped over and done dry" type malarky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Robo Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I over heard him saying to Aberdeen Ladette that he came out of the closet earlier in the day......I was a bit scared at this point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I over heard him saying to Aberdeen Ladette that he came out of the closet earlier in the day......I was a bit scared at this point. [move]OOOOOOOOOOOOOOFT[/move] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChimp Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I over heard him saying to Aberdeen Ladette that he came out of the closet earlier in the day......I was a bit scared at this point. I saw him do it! Was scared like but my browneye remains untouched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superstar Tradesman Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Aye but the stretch marks round your mouth will need more attention from the Nivea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChimp Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Aye but the stretch marks round your mouth will need more attention from the Nivea. I was trying to down a family bucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackie's ace! Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 ...and offering vaseline for people to use on their bumhole apparently You needed that on Wednesday night at Gula Gula. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 You needed that on Wednesday night at Gula Gula. Topcroner looks excellent in the cropped picture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Nellie The Don Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Not really a funny story so much as tragic, but a certain sheep_shagger, who shall remain nameless , fell off the statue in Puerto del sol, broke his ankle and missed the match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizer Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Not really a funny story, so much as tragic, but a certain sheep_shagger, who shall remain nameless , fell off the statue in Puerto del sol, broke his ankle and missed the match. I thought it was his wrist Revenge pool match against the globes at the next game then will be back on, I might get a trophy made up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackie's ace! Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I thought it was his wrist Revenge pool match against the globes at the next game then will be back on, I might get a trophy made up That'll be about as successful as our football tournament then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheChimp Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 That'll be about as successful as our football tournament then. Well the GUASC won't be successful if I'm playing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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