I'd pump Serena Williams.

[CtS]

Would you?

[CtS]

Birds I'd shag with the surname Williams.

 

 

1. Serena

2. Sian

3. That's all I can think of...

 

 

*edit  -  not necessarily in that order

[scotfree]

Drinking on a school night? 

[manc_don]

I guess you do have previous form for liking the "bigger" woman.

[Kowalski]

There's no doubt that she has a cock and balls.

[mizer]

There's no doubt that she has a cock and balls.

 

She plays badminton as well?

[CtS]

This thread has been a phenomenal success, I might add more topics on a similar theme in the future.

[BigAl]

This thread has been a phenomenal success, I might add more topics on a similar theme in the future.

 

Who told you that 

Just woken up ?

 

And yes, I would but my response is probably driven by age and taking what I can, when I can !

[mizer]

This thread has been a phenomenal success, I might add more topics on a similar theme in the future.

 

Would you pump Venus Williams?

[CtS]

Is she on the feckin list?

 

[TENEMENTFUNSTER]

I don't think anyone pumps Serena, I suspect she does all of the pumping.

[RDU_64]

I would certainly let Serena have her wicked way with me whilst Venus could watch and give some advice to improve my stroke.

[rocket_scientist]

Hmmm... tough one. Would I? Would I nae?

 

 

Don't see any downside in pumping female forms so it's a would I nae from me.

 

 

Contrafluctions of lexicography don't matter when the needs musten.

[Superstar Tradesman]

3. David

[Goldie03]

I would with David Walliams 

 

I think you should let Serena take you from behind with a strap-on Christian 

[TENEMENTFUNSTER]

I would with David Walliams 

 

I think you should let Serena take you from behind with a strap-on Christian 

 

 

[CtS]

So the thread took an unexpected twist......listen, nobody's taking Christian the Slater from behind. Not even Big Serena.  What kind of sick fucking mind would even suggest such a thing?

 

 

 

 

(Are you fatjim in disguise?)

 

 

[manc_don]

Well, you've got a pulse, so that immediately rules FJ out