ConsiDONG

[pittodriejohn]

Anyone else been hearing Considine referred to as ConsiDONG recently?

[InversneckieDob]

Why?

 

Has he taken up bell-ringing?

 

He looks a bit of a campanologist.

 

[topcorner]

Has a 9 inch cock apparetly

[mondo]

Nae wonder he looks knackered during matches towing that thing about.

[pittodriejohn]

Has a 9 inch cock apparetly

 

Nine inches? Says who? Do they measure them at training?!

[Gervaise_Brookhampster]

Is that on the slack? 

[topcorner]

I mind seeing it poking out the bottom of his shorts when he was celebrating a goal once.

 

Magnificent beast.

[Edinburghdon]

Nine inches? Says who? Do they measure them at training?!

 

Aye, it's part of the tests they do at preseason.

[pittodriejohn]

Has a 9 inch cock apparetly

 

Length or girth?

[RedTube]

Has a 9 inch cock apparetly

 

Hi Andy 

 

Nice try.

[pittodriejohn]

Well that's one way to start a rumour...

 

Is it 9 on the flop aye?

[OxfordDon]

Has a 9 inch cock apparetly

 

Pffft.  That's nae worth capital letters.

[InversneckieDob]

I wish I had a 9 inch cock....rather than this awkward big bastard o' a thing.

[Tyrant]

It's a well known fact. He's captain in the shower so he should be captain on the pitch!

[pittodriejohn]

It's a well known fact. He's captain in the shower so he should be captain on the pitch!

 

Such outlandish claims would be more likely to originate from Andy himself surely?

[cupidstunt]

Such outlandish claims would be more likely to originate from Andy himself surely?

 

You'd think wouldn't you.

 

Saying that his missus walks like John Wayne and when Cher played the AECC her vocaliser busted so she sung life after love into her fud, sounded exactly the same as on the record. 

 

 

 

[manc_don]

TC is a one man consi fan band. If he could, he would.

[pittodriejohn]

TC is a one man consi fan band. If he could, he would.

 

He could if his arsehole stretched wide enough to take The Dong.

[OxfordDon]

Length or girth?

 

Girth.  It's shaped like a rowie.

[topcorner]

Spotted again today.

 

Trying to balance himself for that shot at the back post in the first half. BOOM! Cock hanging oot the shorts.

 

[Nips_and_Tatties]

You'd think wouldn't you.

 

Saying that his missus walks like John Wayne and when Cher played the AECC her vocaliser busted so she sung life after love into her fud, sounded exactly the same as on the record.

 

:laughing:

[pittodriejohn]

Spotted again today.

 

Trying to balance himself for that shot at the back post in the first half. BOOM! Cock hanging oot the shorts.

 

 

His half-volley that went through the legs of Simunovic?