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I would but I don't think she would. She's not my type and I'm not hers.

 

Never heard of it but it's obviously pure trash.

 

I would walk the length of Union Street to fuck it but only if it's guaranteed to happen.

 

Edit:

Note to self: Stop calling them it. Who the fuck do you think you are? Trump?

Posted

If you're going to have to lube before you enter the tube you should probably pick a better looking manny with a fanny.

 

I had just conducted a google search of sexy transgenders to come up with the same thread. I was going to plump for Nong Poy

 

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Posted

Well the cat is oot the bag ( no its not a euphemism). The funny thing though is who she/he is supposed to have banged. Step forward an SPFL manager......who by all accounts definately would

Posted

Shit, it's transgender? With tits like that? It never crossed my mind that it might have been.

 

And it's definitely an it for me and it's definitely a BIG NO from me.

 

That'll teach me to not see past tits. The face was always a disgrace but for a quick fuck, who cares?

 

Me, obviously. I'm NOT doing that! Don't even want a blowjob from the fucking idiot.

Posted

Was going to be a no anyway but if it's a poof dressed up then it's a kicking he needs not a shagging.

 

Lol. Kicking a human on the basis of their sexual orientation. You dinosaur.

 

I did laff heartily however. Which may make me one. But I wouldn't assault it.

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Well the cat is oot the bag ( no its not a euphemism). The funny thing though is who she/he is supposed to have banged. Step forward an SPFL manager......who by all accounts definately would

 

Read something about big Brendan Rodgers having a fling with a (insert politically correct title for a half man half woman thing here).  Is that who you were hinting at?

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I've never dabbled yon wye.

 

If she still has the last turkey in the shop it'd be a no, just ower off putting.

 

Once she got a' the bits sorted oot, I'd hae a dart.

 

Bits have definately been sorted. There's photographic evidence out there in t'internet land if you know where to search  :o

 

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It's a man, buc.

 

Had time to think about it if I was drunk I wouldn't know the difference not sure how i would feel if I sobered up next to her/him in the bed.

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