mondo Posted December 3, 2016 Report Posted December 3, 2016 I'll keep it simple. Theresa May, WYOWYN Put it back in your pants you filthy fuckers. Quote
Ten Caat Posted December 4, 2016 Report Posted December 4, 2016 Hasny fired out any sprogs so foof should be in reasonable shape Those boots give away her inner dominatrix Mention Brexit and she will buck like a bronco Big yes Quote
mondo Posted December 4, 2016 Author Report Posted December 4, 2016 Hasny fired out any sprogs so foof should be in reasonable shape Those boots give away her inner dominatrix Mention Brexit and she will buck like a bronco Big yes Feckin knew you wouldn't let me down ten caat. Reeeecognize Quote
Donser AFC Posted December 4, 2016 Report Posted December 4, 2016 Gads, gads and thrice gads, even if she chapped at the door she'd get volleyed oot the gate and again gads... Quote
donsdaft Posted December 4, 2016 Report Posted December 4, 2016 Hatchet faced bitch. She'll be fucked soon enough but not by me. Quote
Gervaise_Brookhampster Posted December 4, 2016 Report Posted December 4, 2016 Awww ti fuck noooooooo Quote
BigAl Posted December 5, 2016 Report Posted December 5, 2016 Cannae believe there are posters on here that would do that Definite No from Al. Quote
1903_Redz Posted December 5, 2016 Report Posted December 5, 2016 She's got a face like a spitting image puppet! I'd question if it was even female... or human!!!! So that'll be a no then. Quote
rocket_scientist Posted December 5, 2016 Report Posted December 5, 2016 I would walk from Charleston to China and back, seven times, for Mrs May. That's how far I would go not to dip my wick in that sick bitch. Yes it ticks the boxes in that it's got a pulse etc. but there are exceptions to most rules. That is a disgusting piece of humanity and I would consider trading some other self-flagellatory punishments to save the time involved walking that far to avoid it. Actually I would walk a lifetime like David Carradine, although the circumstances where I was being forced to fuck it escape even my imagination. Quote
1903_Redz Posted December 5, 2016 Report Posted December 5, 2016 Nae your cup of tea then Rocket? Quote
rocket_scientist Posted December 5, 2016 Report Posted December 5, 2016 Nae your cup of tea then Rocket? It's not a question of personal preference 1903. I just physically couldn't get it up her. Revolting creature. Quote
mondo Posted December 5, 2016 Author Report Posted December 5, 2016 Those knee high boots though Quote
1903_Redz Posted December 5, 2016 Report Posted December 5, 2016 Those knee high boots though I hear you... there is definitely a suggestion of whips, hand cuffs and anal beads.... Quote
Buc Posted December 6, 2016 Report Posted December 6, 2016 1) she's posh. 2) big boobs. 3) I bet she has all sorts of implements. 4) I've heard she wears suspenders. 5) she'll know what's she's doing been around quite a bit. Think about it lads its all there . Quote
1903_Redz Posted December 6, 2016 Report Posted December 6, 2016 Buc, just in the name of nosiness, have you shagged... 1) A hole in the barbers floor? 2) A jar of hairy worms? 3) A fag burn in a fur coat? If not i think it's only a matter of time! Quote
Ten Caat Posted December 7, 2016 Report Posted December 7, 2016 And another simmie gets delivered. I'm gettin fast and loose handin oot these accolades Quote
Buc Posted December 8, 2016 Report Posted December 8, 2016 Buc, just in the name of nosiness, have you shagged... 1) A hole in the barbers floor? 2) A jar of hairy worms? 3) A fag burn in a fur coat? If not i think it's only a matter of time! I may have made a hole in my bed when I was 14.. Quote
1903_Redz Posted December 8, 2016 Report Posted December 8, 2016 I may have made a hole in my bed when I was 14.. Good man Buc! Quote
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