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I'm getting old.

 

I watched her da playing at seaton park for a very good Newcastle team at the youth fitba tournament once ( all be it I didn't pick him out as anything special)

 

Aye, as long as she hasn't a geordie accent.

Posted

Scouse I'll give you.

 

Wouldn't mind a bit o' stuff with a brummie accent though.

 

It's like Welsh, sounds bloody awful from a bloke but nice and sexy from a woman.

 

Sexiest ever though is a good old west country drrraaaawwwlll.

 

Give me a Taunton lass anyday.

 

 

Internationally it has to be French.

Posted

Gascoigne was only her stepfather but she clings on to his name and fame like a stubborn dangleberry.

 

Accent isnt Cockney but Home Counties chavvish.

 

Id probably have a wee shottie at her but knowing her stepfaither is a flute tootin hun i suspect the old tallywhacker would remain firmly floppy

 

And then find myself in a red top the following week having been the victim of a kiss and tell  "Ten Caat's droopy stroopy angers Gazza's whiney quiney"

Posted

Give me the duct tape to tie her to the bed frame ..

 

Job done and it's a big YES..

 

Please give me a like for the bed frame part. :hammer:

Not had one for a while. :dunno:

Posted

I've lost 5 since yesterday.

 

Probably for daring to suggest that a blonde haired blue eyed girl is unlikely to be Michael Jacksons daughter.

 

 

 

 

I see you're back down to 13 again.

 

 

That's me down another 8

I see your down another 3

Posted

I've lost 5 since yesterday.

 

Probably for daring to suggest that a blonde haired blue eyed girl is unlikely to be Michael Jacksons daughter.

 

 

 

 

I see you're back down to 13 again.

 

 

That's me down another 8

I see your down another 3

 

 

 

Aye I'm doon 6 I think stop theif. :dunno:

Posted

 

 

I'm stuck on unlucky 13 I know I'm not funny but surely I deserve one for beings pervert . :dunno:

 

:rofl:  :rofl:

 

How u went from 13 to 8?

 

Either folk dont like beggars or who have u upset in the politics somewhere?

 

DD on other hand what U been up too?  :rofl:

 

DD and Buc go for a coffee and its all over.

 

Posted

I hope it was all good word Buc was saying about me?

 

Was going bring a few posters up that I'd met you Beng one Malaga but my stunning daughter came in ..

 

I'm on!Y saying she's stunning cos she looks like her da.. :hammer:

Posted

Was going bring a few posters up that I'd met you Beng one Malaga but my stunning daughter came in ..

 

I'm on!Y saying she's stunning cos she looks like her da.. :hammer:

 

Then you have no choice but to make your daughter the next WYOWYN four our perusal

 

You know the rules...

Posted

Aye, ye'd need to.

 

But I'd be tempted to dee some right repugnant shit to her, just cos o' her Step-Da.

 

The one whose name she couldnae adopt quick enough to aid her quest for Z-list celeb status and clings to like a limpet now he's no-where near her life because it is, by some considerable distance, the most interesting thing about her.

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