MálagaSheep Posted March 15, 2017 Report Posted March 15, 2017 Since there has no been one in ages and i see its her 42 Birthday today, I thought i woud stick this up. Happy Birthday to the beautiful Eva Longoria Ps. Twice my wife has been told she looks like her! :rofl: I fucking wish! Quote
donsdaft Posted March 15, 2017 Report Posted March 15, 2017 Well, I've heard of your wife but not Eva. Nae really my type but aye ok. Quote
MálagaSheep Posted March 15, 2017 Author Report Posted March 15, 2017 Well, I've heard of your wife but not Eva. Nae really my type but aye ok. I beg your pardon DD? Quote
donsdaft Posted March 15, 2017 Report Posted March 15, 2017 Mrs Malaga? She gets a mention on here as does Mrs Donsdaft. Mrs Malaga is obviously out of bounds but given that I've been offered a shottie of that Eva quine, it would be rude to turn her down. Quote
manc_don Posted March 15, 2017 Report Posted March 15, 2017 42?!?! blimey, where has the time gone. She was always one of my favourites. Quote
Gervaise_Brookhampster Posted March 15, 2017 Report Posted March 15, 2017 You would have to be light on your loafers if you said no to that! I get the feeling I'd be a bit o a two pump tony Quote
rocket_scientist Posted March 15, 2017 Report Posted March 15, 2017 You would have to be light on your loafers if you said no to that! I get the feeling I'd be a bit o a two pump tony Hinna heard at een fur years. Next week, I will be attending Salts Mill which houses a lot of the work of David Hockney, who was light on his loafers. He's one of the best artists on the planet. On topic, I would walk the length of Union Street to pump her. And I hope to be more effective than Gervaise in doing so. Oh go on then, the length of Union Street and the length of King Street. Wouldn't walk to Peterheid or the Broch though. Actually, I would, just to boast to you cunts about it. Quote
1903_Redz Posted March 15, 2017 Report Posted March 15, 2017 Nae really a WYOWYN is it? More a how many times in a row do you reckon you'd manage? Or a HMTIARWYM if you like... That'll be a yes from me then and i reckon i might even manage a third time in a row if she was willing to do some dirty work to make the old boy stand to attention again. Quote
MálagaSheep Posted March 16, 2017 Author Report Posted March 16, 2017 I know its no really a WYOWYN but since we haven't had one for a while I thought since it was her birthday I would stick her up. Bit o nice morning viewing. And plus am a perv Quote
manc_don Posted March 16, 2017 Report Posted March 16, 2017 I know its no really a WYOWYN but since we haven't had one for a while I thought since it was her birthday I would stick her up. Bit o nice morning viewing. And plus am a perv Very glad you did, Malaga. A welcomed view Quote
MálagaSheep Posted March 17, 2017 Author Report Posted March 17, 2017 Very glad you did, Malaga. A welcomed view Wait till the summer starts Manc, Malaga's beach sight seeing veiws may become a special feature on here! Thats if I don't get locked up Quote
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