THE OFFICIAL: "LET'S ALL LAUGH AT HEARTS"

[BigAl]

Afternoon fellow half baked melts

[manc_don]

Was impressed with the posh bits grasp of the English language though. Unusual for them

[Reekie_Red]

  On 02/12/2024 at 18:02, manc_don said:

Was impressed with the posh bits grasp of the English language though. Unusual for them

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Even managed an apostrophe in the right place. I expected him to use "Their" twice

[Jute]

Kingsley’s hamstring injury looks like putting him out to end of the season. 

[BigAl]

  On 06/12/2024 at 18:53, Jute said:

Kingsley’s hamstring injury looks like putting him out to end of the season. 

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Oh dear

What a shame

Looks like my season ending injury wish has borne fruit after all 

[Jute]

  On 06/12/2024 at 19:38, BigAl said:

Oh dear

What a shame

Looks like my season ending injury wish has borne fruit after all 

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Wasn’t going to mention your dark powers……..

[BigAl]

Hearts, Hearts, Glorious Hearts

24 carot gold comedy

Actually on reflection that should maybe be 25 

[OxfordDon]

  On 02/12/2024 at 11:57, RicoS321 said:

oxymoron

/ˌɒksɪˈmɔːrɒn/

noun

noun: oxymoron; plural noun: oxymorons

a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction (e.g. faith unfaithful kept him falsely true ).

"that fashionable rhetorical novelty, the humblebrag, is itself an oxymoron"

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ibroxymoron

/ˌeɪbrɒksɪˈmɔːrɒn/

noun

noun: ibroxymoron; plural noun: the peepul

a figure of ridicule in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction (e.g. "we're still the same club but we don't owe any money" ).

[OxfordDon]

  On 19/12/2024 at 22:25, OxfordDon said:

ibroxymoron

/ˌeɪbrɒksɪˈmɔːrɒn/

noun

noun: ibroxymoron; plural noun: the peepul

a figure of ridicule in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction (e.g. "we're still the same club but we don't owe any money" ).

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And yes, I know this is a thead about Hearts but it was an open goal.

Although thinking about it that wouldn't apply to Hearts either.  An easy win?  A.... tap-in....... hmmmmm.

 

A joke.  A terrible joke.  There, we're back on topic.