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THE OFFICIAL: "LET'S ALL LAUGH AT HEARTS"


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I see they had a penalty decision overturned again. :thumbsup:

 

According to the text updates on BBC it happened twice today!!  :lolabove:

 

1619: Penalty to Hearts! Dean Holden pulls down Andrew Driver and the ref points to the spot.

 

1620: Incredibly, Dougie McDonald has reversed his decision after consulting with his linesman and a corner is awarded to Hearts! That's twice that's happened today (see 1544)

 

Lols, lots of lols.

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Zaliukas receives four-match ban

 

Zaliukas' sending-off follows Hearts' recent fine for indiscipline

Hearts defender Marius Zaliukas has been given a four-match ban following his third red card of the season in Saturday's home defeat by Falkirk.

 

The Lithuanian defender was sent off eight minutes from the end of their 1-0 Scottish Cup exit after a clash with visiting striker Carl Finnigan.

 

He will serve an automatic one-match ban next week against Aberdeen.

 

But, as it was his third dismissal, he also misses the league games against St Mirren, Dundee United and Motherwell.

 

Zaliukas will, though, be available to Hearts manager Csaba Laszlo for the derby match against Hibernian at Easter Road on 14 March.

 

Hearts were recently fined £10,000 after failure to improve their disciplinary record from last season.

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Bit disappointed actually, as I reckoned Zaliukas might have been good value for a further red card against us on Saturday

 

Someone else will pick up the ball I'm sure. Reading JKB there is a phenomenal persecution complex going on at Hearts and they seem to have thrown us into the melting pot along with the SFA, Timothy and St Mirren for throwing the game in '86  :lolabove: :lolabove: Its classic stuff.

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Its funny to watch the anti-Aberdeen flames being fanned. They took great exception to the win at Pittodrie and have now decided we are all con-artists in league with the SFA and satan.

:lolabove:

 

We are all to get them though.

 

I'm sure I read our "Tear them to shreds" banner at the home game was deeply offensive on there once.

 

;D

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Its funny to watch the anti-Aberdeen flames being fanned. They took great exception to the win at Pittodrie and have now decided we are all con-artists in league with the SFA and satan.

Don't forget we are Abergreen

Or as some joker on P&B suggested Abhergreen.  He also talks about Phressly and gets upset when it suggested he may in fact be a bigoted mini-hun

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oh and further to their paranoia, the otherwise excellent London Hearts page has a database of all the refs to take charge of a Hearts match since 1997.  You can rank then by Red Cards dished out to Jambos and shock horror Dougie McDonald-fenian-bastard comes out on top with a red card more than every 4 games!

 

http://www.londonhearts.com/scores/ref/refs.htm#ByOred

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It's incredible that someone has gone to the trouble of compiling those stats only to have overlooked the fact that Hearts are and always have been a dirty team who deserve every card they get.

 

Not forgetting the 100 or so yellow cards that Pressley managed to avoid while assaulting every striker he played against.

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Somebody need to find a girlfriend or at least a good website to substitute as a girlfriend.

 

 

What actually is the point of it all?

Theres 14 refs thats sent off more Hearts players

Theres 13 refs thats sent off more opposition players

The rest (32 I think) have sent off the same amounts

 

So what is the point? Is it on average for every 59 refs that hearts get that one of them is against them??? Boo fucking hoo

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Their anaylsing it to fuck on JKB though. The ratio of yellow to red to fouls shows that everyone's against Hearts.

 

The analysis is complete.

 

 

The results are finalised.

 

 

The answers are final.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hearts are cunts. The fans are deluded and reactionary bigots. The team is bolus of cheating cunts. The owner is an Eastern European money launderer and gangster mental patient.

 

Hearts are cunts.

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