rocket_scientist Posted June 2, 2012 Report Posted June 2, 2012 I'm Scottish and I want him to fail. Not desperate, just want. He's a morose boring fuck of a man who plays computer games. And his mummy is a sex starved freak. Quote
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted June 3, 2012 Report Posted June 3, 2012 I'm Scottish and I want him to fail. Not desperate, just want. He's a morose boring fuck of a man who plays computer games. And his mummy is a sex starved freak. He is very complimentary about you though Rocket. Quote
Kowalski Posted June 4, 2012 Report Posted June 4, 2012 Second match in a row he's had a nightmare first set, only to come storming back. Think he's got Ferrer in the quarters, going to be a tough one! Quote
Tyrant Posted June 4, 2012 Report Posted June 4, 2012 I'm Scottish and I want him to fail. Not desperate, just want. He's a morose boring fuck of a man who plays computer games. And his mummy is a sex starved freak. It's painfully obvious that you're sexually attracted to his mother. Which is strange because she's quite masculine. You can't seem to stop talking about her even when no one else is. It's actually quite similar to your Jimmy Calderwood obsession. Starting to wonder about you, Rocket! The fact he plays computer games is the reason you want him to fail? Fit nonsense. I don't give a shit what he does with his spare time or how boring or exciting a person he is. I support him because he's the home hope. Just like I did when it was Tim Henman that we had our home hopes pinned on. Quote
Dandy_Don Posted June 4, 2012 Report Posted June 4, 2012 It's painfully obvious that you're sexually attracted to his mother. Which is strange because she's quite masculine. You can't seem to stop talking about her even when no one else is. It's actually quite similar to your Jimmy Calderwood obsession. Starting to wonder about you, Rocket! The fact he plays computer games is the reason you want him to fail? Fit nonsense. I don't give a shit what he does with his spare time or how boring or exciting a person he is. I support him because he's the home hope. Just like I did when it was Tim Henman that we had our home hopes pinned on. Speak for yersel min - English wank! Quote
rocket_scientist Posted June 4, 2012 Report Posted June 4, 2012 It's painfully obvious that you're sexually attracted to his mother. Which is strange because she's quite masculine. You can't seem to stop talking about her even when no one else is. It's actually quite similar to your Jimmy Calderwood obsession. Starting to wonder about you, Rocket! The fact he plays computer games is the reason you want him to fail? Fit nonsense. I don't give a shit what he does with his spare time or how boring or exciting a person he is. I support him because he's the home hope. Just like I did when it was Tim Henman that we had our home hopes pinned on. Nothing is ever painfully obvious to a young man who likes Coldplay, is teetotal, backs Henman and can't afford his own flat. Quote
BigAl Posted June 5, 2012 Report Posted June 5, 2012 I'd shag her. I think she'd have cause to be seriously concerned if you wouldn't Quote
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted June 5, 2012 Report Posted June 5, 2012 I reckon I would too. Tidy Tex Ritter on it. Quote
Tyrant Posted June 5, 2012 Report Posted June 5, 2012 Nothing is ever painfully obvious to a young man who likes Coldplay, is teetotal, backs Henman and can't afford his own flat. I must have dreamt the whole having an offer accepted and entry date arrangement thing then. Teetotal aye. Alcohol tastes like shite. Quote
Tyrant Posted June 5, 2012 Report Posted June 5, 2012 Djokovic's bint is outstanding!! The stoopid fucking specs she was wearing today made her look like a fucking clown. Quote
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted June 6, 2012 Report Posted June 6, 2012 The stoopid fucking specs she was wearing today made her look like a fucking clown. OK, she's minging then. Quote
Tyrant Posted June 6, 2012 Report Posted June 6, 2012 OK, she's minging then. Aye because that's what I said. Quote
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted June 6, 2012 Report Posted June 6, 2012 Aye because that's what I said. Aw precious because Murray got handed his arse today? Quote
maverick sheep Posted June 6, 2012 Report Posted June 6, 2012 Aw precious because Murray got handed his arse today? Actually did better than I'd expected. Ferrer was always favourite, but I was surprised that Murray actually had the game to beat him. Just didn't have the form. Played the better tennis AND the worse tennis, Ferrer's consistency saw him safe. Surprised also that it's Ferrer's first time in the semis! Quote
Tyrant Posted June 7, 2012 Report Posted June 7, 2012 Aw precious because Murray got handed his arse today? Not at all. I never expected him to get past Ferrer. Just you speaking your stupid shit. Quote
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted June 7, 2012 Report Posted June 7, 2012 Not at all. I never expected him to get past Ferrer. Just you speaking your stupid shit. Quote
Tyrant Posted June 27, 2012 Report Posted June 27, 2012 Pumped Davydenko 6-1 6-1 6-4 in round 1 at Wimbledon. He played some of the best tennis I've ever seen him play. Although it's unclear at this stage if Davydenko threw the match or not. Quote
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted June 27, 2012 Report Posted June 27, 2012 If Murray was that good I'd say it is pretty clear. Quote
manc_don Posted June 27, 2012 Report Posted June 27, 2012 Pumped Davydenko 6-1 6-1 6-4 in round 1 at Wimbledon. He played some of the best tennis I've ever seen him play. Although it's unclear at this stage if Davydenko threw the match or not. He did play some extraordinary tennis yesterday, well done Murray! Quote
Tyrant Posted June 27, 2012 Report Posted June 27, 2012 If Murray was that good I'd say it is pretty clear. Woosh? Quote
TENEMENTFUNSTER Posted June 27, 2012 Report Posted June 27, 2012 Nope. If Murray was that good I presume he hammered him fair and square. No idea where the whoosh comes from. Quote
Tyrant Posted June 27, 2012 Report Posted June 27, 2012 Nope. If Murray was that good I presume he hammered him fair and square. No idea where the whoosh comes from. You're right. Murray did hammer him fair and square. I was poking fun at Davydenko's previous for match fixing. Wasn't seriously suggesting it for a second though. Quote
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